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Jul 17, 2009 10:31

Hahaha, Booty is the most UNMANLY cat ever. Usually there is a MAJOR difference between male cats and female cats. Personally I love female cats because they have serious attitude. You do one thing wrong and a female cat will pounce and rip your hand apart. They are clever and moody and they are by far the most interesting cats ever. Trust me, I ( Read more... )

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xyrimba July 18 2009, 21:39:05 UTC
hahah this post only proves that Booty is the long lost gay brother of Loki and Odin. Everything you described is EXACTLY the same as my cats. I thought maybe they were just used to me torturing them and picking them up and arranging them in strange positions (as you can see from the pictures on my facebook) but apparently it is a family tradition of these gay male cats.
Mike gets mad at me because I am always trying to dress Loki and Odin in pink things and dresses, because he yells "THEY AREN'T GAY!"
LITTLE DOES HE KNOW.
I find Loki and Odin hugging each other and licking all over each other all the time. I think they are practicing making out on one another, because they were neutered before they ever got the chance.
I also think Booty is a fantastic name. If I had known how gay Loki and Odin were before I named them, they would probably have similar names.
'HAY HAY' and 'PAPA BEAR' or something like that.

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cooldude30043 July 19 2009, 15:44:10 UTC
Hah, this is just too clear as day that CLEARLY booty and yours are gay. I find it a very traditional family trait to insure they are presented in PINK with REALLY bright dresses. Booty absolutely loves his pink bed. I put a bright pinkish red necklace on him and he just prances around all happy as can be. I found a Christmas necklace that suggests he is a christmas female elf with its fluffy white snowballs. HE MUST WEAR THIS.
Oh I think it is absolutely wonderful to have gay cats. They are so much more fun and they LOVE being put in strange positions. This is 98% of booty's life is being put in odd positions....like last night. He was my dancing ballerina on his two back paws!!!

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