Basically a Load of Rubbish

Jan 26, 2011 04:58

Just... notes I was making while playing through the last case of Apollo Justice. Here in case I lose my wordpad document.

 One cannot live a beautiful life without beautiful nails. First rate, in all things. Accept nothing less.

My retriever, Vongole. Cuty, but feisty.

Ah, yes, my "collection". I've a few friends on the prison staff. They show me a little kindness.

VERA IS SO FUCKING CUTE HOW MUCH OF A MONSTER DO YOU HAVE TO BE FOR YOU TO HAPPILY POISON A 12 YEAR OLD note that it was only a foolproof, of course, he didn't directly do anything but then when does he ever? As soon as he gets directly involved, that's when things get messy

So he'll likely have learned his lesson from that won't he? Do not get involved, don't handle things yourself, keep your distance etc etc BECAUSE IT DOESN'T WORK OUT although that being said, it's only because Phoenix was around - still, will Kristoph take that risk after the last time? Considering how cautious he was beforehand, I doubt it very much, unless he's driven to it. That said, his definition of 'driven to' might be a bit iffy. Killing Zak was not entirely necessary, was it? where was i even going RIGHT YEAH

Kristoph dislikes loose ends and apparently will take risks to tie them up. But not so much anymore? We'll see, depends if he does come across any loose ends, so to speak. It's just that the silly thing is that Zak would have been legally dead anyway and yet Kristoph still felt the need to kill him off. Did Zak know anything about Kristoph? What could he have told Phoenix, was he even likely to tell Phoenix that Kristoph was supposed to be his attorney? Who knows, probably unlikely considering the events in the Hydeout but I guess that was the risk Kristoph didn't want. He was perfectly happy to risk killing Zak but not happy to risk letting him live. At least then he'd be sure that Zak wouldn't tell, at least.

He listened to Vera. About her problem. Gave her good luck charm for when she absolutely had to go outside, LOLOLOL POISONED NAIL POLISH you devious fucker Kristoph. He had quite an effect on her, apparently, she promised not to tell - that being said, Phoenix got through to her easily enough but then again, MAGATAMA BITCHES.

Vera: The client... was gentle... with a gentle smile.

Everyone involved with the case felt watched. Kristoph kept close fucking tabs on absolutely everyone. Because he was terrified of missing a trick. Obviously this is why he befriended Phoenix in the first place - Nick's friendship was never pure but nor was Kristoph's. They both mistrusted each other and Kristoph more than Nick, just wanted to make sure he never put two and two together. LMFAO THIS IS OBVIOUS OF COURSE but w/e

Zak was 'rubbed out' after coming into contact with Brushel. So that'd be why Kristoph didn't take care of him before then, he couldn't track Zak down until then.

...That's a fake name on that yellow envelope sent by Misham to Kristoph. I CAN'T READ THE NAME THOUGH, that's kind of really fucking annoying. Hm. i have NO FUCKING CLUE, it looks like Devit Kritler. Yeah, 'Devit', I know. that is totally a fake name and i will not believe otherwise - Dasit Kritler, we reckon. WHAT

I didn't know you moonlighted in larceny, Wright.
Why must you use such big fucking words, Jesus Christ.

There are no known survivors of atroquinine poisoning. But there's no harm in hoping. Double meaning there eh you fucker :(

It's not every day I'm summoned from my solitary cell. In fact, it's never. lolololol

I have been in solitary confinement for half a year. A'ight.

Are we "cool" with that? LMFAO OH YOU never try to be hip again

why are your animations so long

I know a lot about a lot of things. what other things, i wonder. Or else, you'll be short one defendant, for what she's worth. BURN

Klavier acts more grown-up when Kristoph is about, he acts like he's on the warpath. Wanting to prove himself to big bro. Kristoph still gets respect from him despite what has happened in the past HOW CAN KLAVIER EVEN DEFEND HIM KNOWING WHAT HE KNOWS

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FUCKING HAND also why are your eyes so terrifying BUT SPECIFICALLY YOUR HAND idk what exactly but it must have been something unpleasant, considering it's YOU after all and it looks like ~The Devil~ when it tenses

so. what is it. capcommmmm o9

Always pushing up his glasses when he's 'tense/nervous'.

He is a master of bluffing too. He pulls one over on Apollo and the Judge - how was he supposed to know Misham would use the stamp? It was in a frame. buuuuuuuuut KLAVIER SEES IT - he's good at changing the subject to wriggle away

Doesn't bring up things he's unsure of i.e. the motive for his crimes. Cleverrrr. He'll never give an inch.

Yeah he doesn't have his badge at the end of the game. Duh.

Knows the system inside out, knows that nobody can actually check he was the previous attorney EXCEEEEPT what's klavier up to oh he's on about evidence w/e

Spinning out of whose control? Mine? ...Or yours? kristoph had his brother under his control for seven years jeeeez

He does decide to explain what happened in the end. But only because he didn't know about the new Jury System. He thought he had nothing to fear because there was no evidence. But it would have wrecked his reputation nonetheless, right? OH WELL it didn't make much difference in the end anyway.

A second-rate attorney who relies on luck and bluffs!
lololol oh hey there's your 'first-rate' thing coming in again

He deserved to die for that error alone. That is, the error of replacing Kristoph with Phoenix. HARSH MUCH

...these two men shamed me and I could not forgive that. Yeah. Yeah.

i love his angrygrumpy face >:(
that one, it's kinda adorable

Evidence is everything. There is nothing more. he likes his rules. LOVES his rules, they're what he bases everything on. rules, logic, hard fact. no place for emotion though in many ways he allowed himself to be ruled by emotion.

Common citizens? Wisdom? Is this some kind of a joke? NO, NO IT IS NOT

Entrusting our judicial system to a mindless, emotional mob of irrational mouth-breathers? harsh. very harsh.

Nonsense! There is only room for two in this court: Me, and the law! Keep the riff-raff out! Out, I say! NOT YOUR COURT ANYMORE

Law...! The law is everything! Law is absolute! You'd let ignorant swine soil your courts?

BACK TO THE START

If you get my drift. He has oddly... modern/hip ways of speaking sometimes.

that'll do

!notes, !ooc

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