Interesting ...

[coolferengi]

Well, I must say that the dust-mite song-disc has turned out to be a pleasant surprise. Of course, some of the lyrics are incomprehensible. I suppose I'd better talk to that Andorian fellow to see if he can tell me what "string theory" is--he is the science officer, after all--on the other hand maybe Ezri can pick Jadzia's brain for me. She's much

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[harrykim]

That hideous blue creature putting its filthy paws all over everything

You know, for a minute there I thought you were talking about Flotter. Now that's a great program for kids. If you really want to expand into the kids' market, you really should get a set of those if you don't already have them.

But...

[_tom_paris_]

[DELAYED MESSAGE]
You forgot about "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits, although to a Ferengi, it probably sounds too good to be true or a suicidal alliance-wide move by the Ferengi Commerce Authority.

[tennis_borg]

we_r_borg. We have assimilated this abandoned journal. Resistance is futile.

Re: Assimilation

[coolferengi]

Yeah, right. Sounds like another word for acquisition to me. Show me the latinum first.

Re: Assimilation

[tennis_borg]

Acquisition is irrelevant.

You have been assimilated.

Clean out your ears and accept it.

Re: Assimilation

[coolferengi]

Yeah, yeah. Everything's irrelevant. You know you ought to do something about that vocabulary of yours.