Dear (Your Name Here),
Here's a survey. It's a rarity.
1) Using your Current First Initial, choose a different name for yourself.
Dinopholus.
2) If you were born outside of your era, when would you want to be born and why?
In the 20s or 30s. Fame would have been easy in that lifetime.
3) If you ran a store, what would you sell/have?
I would sell things that I've found or made. And there'd always be a Chinese boy dancing in the store. Easy child labor.
4) What part in a movie would you love to play?
Nightcrawler in X2. Or Spider-Man.
5) In your opinion, why do people suck?
Because they're not like plants or animals. Just chilling out. If this world was just inhabited by plants and gerbils, Earth would be a happy little planet.
6) If you had your own state, what would you put on your new quarter?
Carmex and my big cheesey smile.
7) What's the oldest article of clothing you own?
Probably my Class of 2005 T-shirt from elementary school that has everyone's signature printed on it. I still do have my Batman costume from when I was like 3 or 4.
8) What piece of furniture have you replaced the most?
My entertainment center - once. Way to waste a question.
9) What instrument do you wish you could be great at?
Probably a piano. Then I could have a martini and a cigarette or be flamboyantly gay. I would play Rhapsody in Blue, Dope Show, videogame themes and Shave and a Haircut in a medley.
10) Record, Tape or CD?
I want a car with all three in it
11) What do you think would be the best concert ever?
Kid Rock, Limp Bizkit, New Kids On The Block, Mark Mueller (look him up), The Dictionary On Tape, and Ogeretsu Kun, Manami Ietel, Yuukichan's Papa.
12) What is the best part of your favorite movie(s)?
Nightcrawler Sequence and Magneto's Escape in X2, City Fights between Spidey and Doc Ock in Spider-Man 2, Marvin's Head in Pulp Fiction. Can't think of any more.
13) What do you think is the most over-rated candy ever?
Candy. I just don't get it.
14) If you were writing out your will, who would you give your music/book collection to?
My unborn son/daughter. I'd want a sperm sample to be taken and used.
15) If you could only debate two topics the rest of your life, what would they be?
Nothing. Who the hell WANTS to argue?
16) Out of your LJ friends, who would you say you are most jealous of artistically?
Flounderphil's linguistics and impeccable humor.
17) Most jealous of... intellectually?
Probably Wes. A degree in English would be a cool thing.
18) What do you collect?
Comic books, music, and my musical ideas.
19) What is broken that you have, that you wish was fixed?
My right pinky is crooked because I broke it. I wish I could change that. My acoustic guitar is a little broken now. I loved my Spider-Man action figure that I had when I was nine. I'd probably still be playing with it if it never broke. My heart and my mind.
20) What do you do when you're home sick?
Sleep, dream, play guitar, watch TCM. I'm always homesick. Even at home.
21) Story behind your username?
I decided when I became famous, I'd go by the rediculous name Coolio Populoré. Coincidentally Phil and Kaci wanted me to get a LiveJournal but I wouldn't do it unless I could think of a name I liked. Thrown in a "Duh!" moment and there you have it.
22) Current Favorite Article of Clothing?
Soft, fuzzy black t-shirt.
23) Line from the last thing you wrote for someone?
Te adoro, mi cielo; mi alma quiere ser suya si gustarías.
24) A famous person you have met?
Not a one.
25) Favorite way to waste/spend time?
With a unicorn, writing/playing music, reading comic books, listening to music, watching cartoons or movies and snoozing.
26) Last thing you bought yourself?
Chips and queso at Opal Divine's. It pales in comparison to Texadelphia's.
Other than that nonsense, I don't want to buy a $50 make up kit.
You Me & Greg shows this Friday! Come and laugh.
-Doug