Commitment Issues
Me: He's a traveling musician.
We're just having fun now but he's leaving NY again in a month.
Tyler: That's perfect for your commitment issues.
BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE.
Commitment issues?? Whaaaaa
Naaaaah, I'm good. I can do the whole relationship thing. I like spending time with the guy and getting to know him.
That lasted about a few days and then, like clockwork, I found something "wrong" with him and now I want out. It's like Iliza Schlesinger's routine on "we're already thinking of how the break up will go." Damn, I laughed so hard. It was so true!
And so, as a measure of self-preservation, I am back to swiping on Bumble. I am a total hypocrite because I told him could he please not date or sleep with anyone until after he and I stop hooking up. I've mentally ended it, unbeknownst to him, and now I feel like a douche.
I blame the commitment issues. Ha! Just so funny that coming from me when all I've ever wanted and loved was being in a relationship. Now it's the scariest thing in the world for me. I hope this curse ends soon.