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[coopbradley]

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Comments

[januaryjones]

HI. Am I really first?

[coopbradley]

Hey, you really are. Which was starting to worry me that I smelled really bad or something and no one wanted to be the one to tell me.

[januaryjones]

You smell just fine from where I'm standing.

[coopbradley]

Alright good, I guess that means everyone else is just making a fashionably late entrance? Anyway, how have you been?

[scarlettjt]

I was hoping I'd be first, but I can live with being second to January. How's everything, Coop?

[coopbradley]

Starting things off with two lovely ladies, so definitely not bad you know. How you doing?

[scarlettjt]

Celebrating your arrival, naturally.

[coopbradley]

Nice. Shall I put in the order for the balloons, streamers and cake with my lovely face adorned on it?

[justin_s_h]

You are one of my favorite actors. Welcome.

[coopbradley]

Thanks, for both of those things. Appreciate it man.

[kellibg]

Teach me those moves, pretty please.

[coopbradley]

Anything for you pretty girl, we'll organize a night and you can all learn to get down from the master of dance. Which is, someone I have yet to find, but it'll happen.

[kellibg]

Carlton Banks. He means so much to me.

[coopbradley]

He really is the master, him and Tom Jones, both.

[lowndes_j]

I hope you'll stick around finally! You have some really sick dance moves. You'll have to give me lessons sometime.

[coopbradley]

My feet are practically stapled to the floor. Ahaha thanks, oh definitely, lessons all around for everyone

[lowndes_j]

Well then it's all in your hips and really, that's the key. I am actually a very terrible dancer, so I need all the help I can get.

[coopbradley]

I'm not sure that I'm much better, but Kelli suggested that we get Carlton Banks to teach us his swell moves.