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cooperate

[voice post]

Feb 01, 2009 07:14

This is a terrible thing! I wake up in hospital and no one is being kind enough to bring me vodka. "You are missing half your liver," they say to me. Vali otsyuda! It does not take so long to rebuild! How is a man supposed to get well they they will not bring me my vodka?

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i don't need that liver, who knew owls could peck so hard, vodka or the nurse gets piped, *voice, where did my organs go

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[1/2] marriedmarried February 1 2009, 16:25:38 UTC

[Voice] marriedmarried February 1 2009, 16:26:07 UTC

Brother~!

[Voice] cooperate February 1 2009, 21:37:29 UTC

N-Natasha...

[Voice] marriedmarried February 1 2009, 21:38:47 UTC

I knew you'd come! Oh but... who hurt you?

Don't worry, I will bring you some vodka.

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ardeinae February 1 2009, 17:52:28 UTC

You've got half your organs pulverized and you're worried about vodka.

cooperate February 1 2009, 21:38:47 UTC

But of course, vodka is like bringer of life.

ardeinae February 1 2009, 21:39:26 UTC

Not when you're missing half your digestive track. And play nice in the hospital.

cooperate February 1 2009, 21:44:18 UTC

Pssh, please. Does a liver even do anything?

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vigilancy February 1 2009, 18:49:31 UTC

I'm sure the doctors are just looking out for your best interest, Sergeant.

cooperate February 1 2009, 21:45:13 UTC

They should be looking out for theirs.

vigilancy February 2 2009, 00:42:53 UTC

I'm sure their interests are the same as your interests, Sergeant.

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cooperate February 1 2009, 21:51:00 UTC

Yahachka, you are my angel.