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Nov 08, 2005 23:22

Ok, Google is loving men at the moment and it takes too long anyway ( Read more... )

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absurd_ November 8 2005, 04:41:36 UTC

Join a make-up community on livejournal. :D
Just use LimeCrime for inspiration, eh?
Ehrm. I still haven't booked hair/make-up appointments. I am probably screwed. :(

i_heart_turkey November 8 2005, 05:18:01 UTC

I LOVE MANOPOLY MONEY!!!

but alas, no make up skills whatsoever.

i_heart_turkey November 8 2005, 05:20:36 UTC

BAHAHAHAHA i said man instead of mon in monopoly.

nose_enterprise November 8 2005, 15:39:18 UTC

you have just invented the perfect word to join my "rhapsodomy"

"oh man, i'm so jealous, he has such a rhapsodomic manopoly!"

meaning, i am jealous because "he" has trance-like joyful anal sex with all available men, hindering the rest of us from such rhapsodomy.

1_goldfish_bowl November 8 2005, 05:51:21 UTC

what also sucks is that i have heard no news of an after party :( is everyone just going to the beach house or the pub or something???

absurd_ November 8 2005, 16:11:49 UTC

NOT THE PUB, I AM NOT 1888888888!!!!!!!!!!!

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BOO
WOODEN
SPOON
I
WILL
SNAP
EVERYONE'S
NECKS!!!!!!

nose_enterprise November 8 2005, 21:16:32 UTC

that's got assonance...

absurd_ November 8 2005, 21:58:44 UTC

Yes, yes it does.

nose_enterprise November 8 2005, 15:35:23 UTC

step 1: fill a large mixing bowl with coloured fudge

step 2: submerge head in bowl.

step 3: do cartwheels, handstands, headstands, and play the bowl like bongos.

step 4: attach bowl to various wheels in machinary... maybe a lathe, maybe the one in the washing machine.

step 5: put on a solid steal neck brace.

step 6: turn on machine.

step 7: fall asleep

step 8: turn off machine. remove bowl and neck brace.

step 9: get 8 blindfolded friends with hairspray and comb to hack at your hair violently.

step 10: go to formal.

mongrelcats November 9 2005, 19:32:00 UTC

i love it..