B'Gak . . .

[cootinator]

No, that's not Klingon. It's the sound the cat's making behind me . . . I don't see how a short haired cat gets so many hairballs . . . Unless he's licking my scalp in my sleep, in which case he's a really weird kitten

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[lordrexfear]

Man... that family of yours... amazing there hasn't been HBO America Undercover on them...

"And here we have Joe... Joe's... kinda normal... not completely, but too normal for our show... except for the fact that these loonies over here (pans) have made his life completely miserable. This is your typical family from down here... this is the real America... the one who needs the help of their country. They don't even want it though unless it's 30 cents in welfare, food stamps, free abortions and the right to marry cousins and neither does Joe. This is our story tonight on America Undercover..."

[cootinator]

No, not the rest of them, really, just her . . . Well, and my tranny uncle, perhaps . . . And the ones who'll kill and eat everything that moves . .

And I'm not normal!!!! Normal would be if, I, don't know, actually gave a shit about popular sitcoms, didn't have psychic abilities, and supported the fascist Bush regime. Or something.

[drderanged]

She calls them fags and they beat the bejeezus out of him? She must be able to throw here voice with the best of them.