Twilight=screwed.

[copperflare]

 I realized something about Twilight that is so, so wrong.

Just to let you know... I MADE THIS ALL UP.

In Eclipse, after Bella gets engaged;
From Edward:
  Dear Jacob,
I win. Bella's mine for eternity. Hahaha. Suck it up.
-Edward.

In Breaking Dawn, after everything is over;
Jacob: Huh? *fishes out letter* what's this? Oh right, THAT letter. I should reply

Comments

[spiderdrug]

YOU ARE SERIOUSLY... SUPER NONSENSE

[copperflare]

I WIN~