I'll be straight up, internet, I'm avoiding the lemonade because it's so boooring to drink lemonade all the time and then I feel hungry. What I should be doing is finishing a gallon a day, but I haven't done that in a while. However, we are basically halfway done with our goal of 14 days, and only four days away from the Master Cleanse minimum. I've lasted longer than anybody I directly know who's tried this, and in two days I'll have lasted longer than my dad's college girlfriend. Goals help! I'm certainly not stopping now, but I would like all the sudden mental clarity and energy and weird food I ate in 1997 to start appearing as encouragement. Time is in that weird slow present, fast past state. Probably because I'm not doing much, because I don't want to overexert myself (I convinced roommate and friend that we shouldn't go hiking tomorrow, we had made the decision before Master Cleanse came into the picture and both of them wanted to just barrel through, but that really would not be a good idea), but ach. Whatever.