what should I get for my birthday?

Ya so i went to poplife and I think that its the club for losers that cant dance. Like me.

lucy, you rock

I noticed, after watching many episodes of the Simpsons, that homer loves donuts. And before you go "of course he liked donuts you fucking idiot" I have something to add. I have never seen a goddamn donut shop in springfield. There is the Kwik-e mart, the arcade, and even a local head shop, but where is the donut shop? Of course, I'm probably ( Read more... )

this is alex matzner posing as mike jewish. because i am also jewish- no not really, i just pretend i am when it is handy- crazy dan is a man whore- hew likes dick, so i cant fuck him. (although my poll wa sin his favor) mike jewish has a dick the size of a cell phone-

good day mate,

ohmygoditsalex

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I scored a 78% on the "how miami are you? really?" Quizie! What about you?

I scored a 78% on the "how miami are you? really?" Quizie! What about you?

Well i noticed that in the small, tightly-woven live journal community that i guess i have invouluntarily been a part of there has been a war going on. In light of that, i just wantedto say that I dont want to be part of it, so im not going to say anything, and justgo on talking shit like i usually do. So in light of this fact i would like to ( Read more... )

thank god im not crazy

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