A Bedtime Story
It’s been a while since I’ve updated and . . . well it will continue to be a while since this post has nothing to do with my real life at all. : )
Server: Maelstrom
Type: RPPVP Welcome to the insanity that is RPing in World of Warcraft.
Setting: Auberdine inn. Night.
Enter Avanthera (me) and Dielnadria (not me) Night Elf Druids
After a long night of fighting off beasts and horde Avanthera and Dielnadria retire to the Auberdine Inn for some much needed rest. Mistake #1. In the chat channel they notice some RPing in the form of emotes and the /say channel. Interesting They walk up the ramps to the bed area to find an exotic being and a fellow Night Elf sleeping in the middle bed.
Exhibit A:
Aaawwww They're so cute and that exotic creature is. . . well exotic.
Avanthera runs up and stares at them as they emote cuddle and /say stupid shit to each other. Dielnadria stands on one of the beds and stares. The Night Elf asks if Avanthera wants something. I jokingly type “You’re in my bed.” Mistake #2. The Night Elf says she doesn’t see my name on it. I continue to joke and say, “My paw print (yay bear form!) is on the sheets. I emote cry on Dielnadria’s shoulder. Mistakes #3 - ∞. The Night Elf tells us to leave them alone and to get out of there because they were there first or she’ll report us. Oh shiz! It’s on. Dielnadria and Avanthera go off. You can’t report us for being in the inn. She claims she can report me for spamming my emote crying. Dielnadria points out we have as much a right to be there as they do. There’s some back and forth arguing about reporting people. We’re now determined to annoy them because they’re being jerks. Dielnadria whispers me and says he’s going to go do the train emote down in the lobby and we leave to go spam /train (it makes your character make a chugging train noise but doesn’t say who’s doing it in the chat window). The we see the Night Elf tell the exotic creature (Draenei) that she has “unreported” us. WTF? WTH does that even mean? Dielnadria then comes up with the brilliant idea to go peak at them through the ramp railing. Hahaha! Awesome. So we do.
Exhibit B and C:
That be my hairy bear back.
This be my hairy, scary yet adorable bear face peeping through the railing.
They stare back at us but say nothing.
Exhibit D:
Oh shiznit. They are very angry. Very very angry. Bad bear and Dielnadria! BAD!
Then Dielnadria has another brilliant idea. He thinks going up to the little NPC gnome and RPing with him would be a riot. So he does just that. And it is hilarious because they finally get ticked off. The Night Elf says a very heartfelt goodbye to her love and runs off. The Draenei gets up and walks over to my adorable peeking bear self and says, “You can have your bed.” And runs off. Aaaawwww how considerate of her. We then proceeded to emote pee on the bed. Oops. We have small bladders. So if the Auberdine inn smells a little funky, it’s totally our fault but you should blame the mean RPers who made us vengeful.*
*I do not hate on RPers. I love them. They’re a riot. I even RP sometimes. It’s fun. I also don’t hate on interracial dating. Or lesbians. These two were just annoyingly mean.
Server: Maelstrom
Type: RPPVP Welcome to the insanity that is RPing in World of Warcraft.
Setting: Auberdine inn. Night.
Enter Avanthera (me) and Dielnadria (not me) Night Elf Druids
After a long night of fighting off beasts and horde Avanthera and Dielnadria retire to the Auberdine Inn for some much needed rest. Mistake #1. In the chat channel they notice some RPing in the form of emotes and the /say channel. Interesting They walk up the ramps to the bed area to find an exotic being and a fellow Night Elf sleeping in the middle bed.
Exhibit A:
Aaawwww They're so cute and that exotic creature is. . . well exotic.
Avanthera runs up and stares at them as they emote cuddle and /say stupid shit to each other. Dielnadria stands on one of the beds and stares. The Night Elf asks if Avanthera wants something. I jokingly type “You’re in my bed.” Mistake #2. The Night Elf says she doesn’t see my name on it. I continue to joke and say, “My paw print (yay bear form!) is on the sheets. I emote cry on Dielnadria’s shoulder. Mistakes #3 - ∞. The Night Elf tells us to leave them alone and to get out of there because they were there first or she’ll report us. Oh shiz! It’s on. Dielnadria and Avanthera go off. You can’t report us for being in the inn. She claims she can report me for spamming my emote crying. Dielnadria points out we have as much a right to be there as they do. There’s some back and forth arguing about reporting people. We’re now determined to annoy them because they’re being jerks. Dielnadria whispers me and says he’s going to go do the train emote down in the lobby and we leave to go spam /train (it makes your character make a chugging train noise but doesn’t say who’s doing it in the chat window). The we see the Night Elf tell the exotic creature (Draenei) that she has “unreported” us. WTF? WTH does that even mean? Dielnadria then comes up with the brilliant idea to go peak at them through the ramp railing. Hahaha! Awesome. So we do.
Exhibit B and C:
That be my hairy bear back.
This be my hairy, scary yet adorable bear face peeping through the railing.
They stare back at us but say nothing.
Exhibit D:
Oh shiznit. They are very angry. Very very angry. Bad bear and Dielnadria! BAD!
Then Dielnadria has another brilliant idea. He thinks going up to the little NPC gnome and RPing with him would be a riot. So he does just that. And it is hilarious because they finally get ticked off. The Night Elf says a very heartfelt goodbye to her love and runs off. The Draenei gets up and walks over to my adorable peeking bear self and says, “You can have your bed.” And runs off. Aaaawwww how considerate of her. We then proceeded to emote pee on the bed. Oops. We have small bladders. So if the Auberdine inn smells a little funky, it’s totally our fault but you should blame the mean RPers who made us vengeful.*
*I do not hate on RPers. I love them. They’re a riot. I even RP sometimes. It’s fun. I also don’t hate on interracial dating. Or lesbians. These two were just annoyingly mean.