The Small Print -- Chapter One

[coquette7]

Summary: Charlie lands Edward in jail. Hilarity and community service ensue. However, while on a community service assignment in the lesser known areas around Forks, an encounter with an elderly citizen in need leaves Edward and Bella with a much bigger problem on their hands.

Time Period: Sometime between New Moon and Eclipse.

Pairing:

Comments

[chloe9]

“So. In the big house, huh? Got the shake-down? Gonna ride the train all the way to cooking school? Lucky you called me. See, I know a guy who knows a guy whose third cousin’s baby daddy can help you score a shank and a few reefers. I’m talkin real currency if you know what I’m sayin. You know what I’m sayin?”
that is so Veronica Mars, it made me smile. i'm looking forward to the next chapter! :D

[metafascinating]

I thought of Veronica too when I read that. lol
Great chapter--looking forward to more. :)

[coquette7]

Thanks! I'm a big Veronica Mars fan. :) The next three chapters are up now, posted together as one, if you'd like to continue the story. Click here. Thanks for the review!

[coquette7]

I'm a big Veronica Mars fan. :D But there's another reason behind Bella's wit, discussed in the next chapter. The next three chapters are up now, posted together as one, if you'd like to continue the story. Click here. Thanks for the review!

[nuits_froides]

HAHAHAHA.
WIINNN.

Who would've ever though that Edward would be arrested?

You're amazing.

Marry me, BB?
You can be my Edward Cullen ;D

[coquette7]

Sure I'll marry you. My husband might mind, though. ;D The next three chapters are up now, posted together as one, if you'd like to continue the story. Click here. Thanks for the review!

[stephaneparis]

Hahaha this is sooooo funny.
Aw the end is cute.
I can't wait for more.

[coquette7]

Thank you! The next three chapters are up now, posted together as one, if you'd like to continue the story. Click here. Thanks for the review!

[sglitzys]

built-in radar = FAILED lol
Alice saw it but wanted to teach him a lesson huh?

[coquette7]

Haha! :D The next three chapters are up now, posted together as one, if you'd like to continue the story. Click here. Thanks for the review!

[morlockiness]

I love that you put the new hands-free rule in there. I found this insanely hysterical and can't wait for more!

[coquette7]

Glad you enjoyed! :) The next three chapters are up now, posted together as one, if you'd like to continue the story. Click here. Thanks for the review!