Enough to Shatter a Young Girl's Dream

[corbye]

I buy my gas at a small convenience store/gas station. The small store area is about 10 x 10 feet and absolutely jammed with freezers, counters and shelves holding everything from a self-service coffee station to Slim Jims (feh!) to half dead roses for $2.00 each for that special someone. The cash register is immediately off the door to the left

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[pennswoods]

Ewwwww!!!!

:P

[corbye]

Indeed. To be fair (ha!), I don't think men check one another out for that sort of thing. "Dude, your butt crack! Shave it!"

[irishredlass]

Oh now that has to be one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. Reminds me of the time I was in college driving down the road with a girlfriend and this guy was in his yard bent over... and well you can guess. Being the brazen one I yelled out the open window "say no to crack!" The guys wife heard me and the look on his face as she smacked his arm pointing at the house... I imagine those jeans were tossed. She looked positively horrified!

[corbye]

I wish you could see me laughing.

Yes, I bet she went shopping with him next day. And why, I ask you, is it never a nice ass we get to see?

[dickgloucester]

Bwahahahahaaaaaaaaa!

Ahem, sorry.

Nice icon - that Severus by Marquise is one of my favourites.