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[corduroygreen]

yesterday, at approximately 5pm, on the stirling univerisity golf course, a drunk naked scottish guy ran up the hill from swimming across the loch and jumped on my back. it was gross. but made me love scotland even more.

Comments

[clarity7786]

GROSS!!! He rubbed his Scottish weenie all over your back. Are you scarred for life a little?

I miss you terribly, come home soon.

[anonymous]

i'm jealous. did anyone get a picture?

[thesexxxx]

that was me. obviously.

[starchyfruit]

you know you love it.

grrrrr.