BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! This strange fact was my favorite:
"Several well-documented instances have been reported of extremely obese people flushing aircraft toilets whilst still sitting on them. The vacuum action of these toilets sucked the rectum inside out."
My bf thinks this is false, he said The Mythbusters did a test on this. The only thing is I don't think it was tested for an extremely obese person, they would have to be so obese that their fat overflowed along the sides of the toilet, but then, would they actually be able to ride in the airplane or even get into those tiny crappy airplane bathrooms? Hmm...
Hahah! It would be horrible!!! Can you imagine??!?!? I'm picturing being on the airplane and hearing someone yelling from the bathroom..."HELP!@!!!R$()!&$*(! MY RECTUM IS BEING FLUSHED!!!$)(&!$*(!" ;)
Elvis' brother's name was Jessie. They were fraternal twins. There's a great David J spoken word piece about the ghost of Elvis searching for the ghost of his brother.
It’s called “Memphis Ghosts” and it’s on the ‘Candy on the Cross’ cd single. It’s probably hard to find, but well worth it. The copy I had was on tape. It’s amazing. Being that David J is a pretty easy-to-reach guy, I’ll probably email him about it. I’ve never been sure if he wrote it or if it’s someone else. It’s real spooky and begins something like, “Elvis was driving a truck now and his new body sported freshly-painted tattoos…he was searching for the ghost of his dead brother Jessie…” It gives me chills. Elvis to me, is a real sacred thing. I love Elvis.
from the official discography - CANDY ON THE CROSS CD5" 1992 MCA MCADM-54424 US Candy on the Cross / Antarctica Starts Here / Memphis Ghosts / Antarctica Starts Here (Reprise)
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"Several well-documented instances have been reported of extremely obese people flushing aircraft toilets whilst still sitting on them. The vacuum action of these toilets sucked the rectum inside out."
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My days in the cocktail party circle will be legendary now
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There's a great David J spoken word piece about the ghost of Elvis searching for the ghost of his brother.
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It gives me chills. Elvis to me, is a real sacred thing. I love Elvis.
from the official discography -
CANDY ON THE CROSS
CD5" 1992 MCA MCADM-54424 US
Candy on the Cross / Antarctica Starts Here / Memphis Ghosts /
Antarctica Starts Here (Reprise)
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