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[coresaucesleep]

Dear Uterus,

Please calm down a little. I can only go through so many tampons, you're being very unfair to my budget right now

but so are shoes

SPEAKING OF WHICH! I'm the queen of buying UGLY.....SHOES! I love myself.

BUT I HATE YOU UTERUS!

<3 Allison

Comments

[bwfletcher]

yeah, maybe you would be the queen of buying ugly shoes, if they were ugly. you incredidyke

[erictron]

how come it's uterus when it's acting up, but when it's being nice it's uteru?