Give me your best witty ideas!

[corey_m]

The wifey is going to start a Cafe Press shop. Basically, she'll design and sell t-shirts, mugs, hats etc., with the help of something like Adobe Photoshop. You don't have to make the shirts, carry inventory or do much at all, which is highly appealing

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[rjs]

My friend made a shirt for himself that said "In theory, Communism works."

How about "If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour...you've watched Rounders too many times."

[gunga_galunga]

I like the comment in one of loser_variable's classic r.g.p. trip reports, "If you can't spot the drunk in 30 minutes, you are the drunk."

[gunga_galunga]

I'm thinking that something like "No Bad Beat Stories" in a circle with a diagonal line drawn through it might be kind of funny.

One of my friends came up with: "If poker were easy, it would be called your mom."

[corey_m]

Err, "Bad Beat Stories" with a line drawn through.

[schmengie]

Clearly Becky is on the wrong track here. All she needs to do is include this photo

http://pics.livejournal.com/corey_m/pic/0000tcpa/

then the caption

my husband plays poker, I like to stay busy

send me a few