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[coreysean]

Okay so this makes up for me never farting, negligible burping, and non-existent reference of taking a crap ever in public. Of course I am not knocking those that do all of the above cause some of my closest friends expel enough methane gas to run a small stove for a couple of weeks. I mean u can who farted just by the smell. I just personally

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[steveguy117]

hahaha, Iv'e had the same experience..having to take a reaally big shit while your driving somewhere.. that's funny as hell corey..

[realproudofya]

A similar story to that is why I never eat the nachos in the movie theaters. Btw, popcorn is never a good meal on an empty stomach. It tends to fucking kill your digestive system. Maybe because corn is non digestible? Hmmm. You're eratic writing is funny too. It's like I can actually hear you telling the story. Hahaha.