I grew testicles. Spread the love. On your chest.

after four months of dating someone casually, i cannot find a backup plan for the first time in my life. it's the most depressing, lonely, abandoned, and, still, self-righteous feeling in the world. I want to get in a bar fight, then go back to my mommy, who should tell me that I'm attractive and entertaining and shouldn't ever worry about what ( Read more... )

I work forty hours a week with two jobs and am taking 19 credits ( Read more... )

1. Do you sleep with your wardrobe doors open or closed ( Read more... )

10 days until I'm homeless. Zoiks.

Jesus fucking Christ. What else could happen this month? Hopefully nothing. Jesus fucking Christ. Really. I hope nothing ( Read more... )

12 Months of Questions ( Read more... )

Oh, God. So, tonight was not a good night to return to Brooklyn.

I've never been so disappointed in friends.

ima drunking. jakey is slapping me and i'm punching him. ima da man. Toodark and Anna came to visit. I LOVE THEM LIKE ANY MOTHER LOVES THEIR MISTEREESS;LFKAJSD;LFKJ;ALDKJF OMG OMG OGMG it is fun and i am getting off on life. Lke, I am ejaculatin gin everyone's face and it's great. gr8.