Ode to an odor

[corkbutt]

Here's a poe-ehm I row-wet the other morning about a particularly scarring life experience.
As I was writing it I imagined it was accompanied by Don Martin-esque illustrations.
I could say I'd illustrate it myself.
But I'd be lying.
This morning I woke

Comments

[mugmoni]

That is a good poe-em Baloney.

*I just threw up in my mouth*

Shouldn't you be signing papers?

[corkbutt]

SIGNED!

YIPPEE!

[mugmoni]

Woohooooo!!!