I like my horoscope today

[corn_flake]

Sometimes you gotta give in order to get in this world -- so crank up your generosity a couple notches and give until it hurts. Treat a person in line at the coffee shop, pay the toll for the car behind you or tip an extra ten percent. It's all part of putting goodwill out into the world so that you can get more back. Don't forget how valuable your

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the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! we don't need no water let the motherf*cker burn!

[woodpegger]

somehow your horoscope managed to leave out the fact that you would be rudely awoken at 3am for another effing false fire alarm >:(