Western Playland Vs. Knott's Berry Farm

[cornelius_flux]

story by Pablo Martinez

Your palms are sweating. Your heart is racing. you make the awful decision to look down. Surprise! It's your stomach, fatso. You are feeling flushed and lightheaded because you are suffering from hypertension and high cholesterol.  Also, you happen to be at the apex of the tallest turbo drop in the history of man-THE DROP

Comments

[disreprivalize]

Prop me up against the jukebox when I die
Lord, I wanna go to heaven, but I don't wanna go tonight!

I just wrote that.

[ihatepablo]

did you ever see that movie "Lost Boys"? Its about these vampires in california who kill people and do crazy stuff like fly around california but anyways towards the end of the movie one of the vampires gets and arrow shot at him and he falls on a stereo and gets electrocuted and the guy who shot him says "Death by Stereo"

[disreprivalize]

That is probably the coolest line in vampire movie history

[ihatepablo]

remember when you lost your virginity on the drop zone and it fell in carlos's mouth.......