Hat Troubles
Title: Hat Troubles
Author: corner_of_woes
Pairing: Alice/Hatter
Rating: PG
Notes: For the alicehatter winter challenge. It's my first fic I've finished in years, and it's unbeta'd so forgive me if it's completely OOC.
"Absolutely not!"
"Come on, it's festive and you had no complaints about the mistletoe." Alice replied, holding out a fluffy red and white cone shaped hat towards where Hatter was currently hiding behind their couch.
"Alice, I love you. However, are you mad?!? As a hatter, I am deeply insulted by this...this....UGHHHH ABOMINATION!" Hatter quickly retreated even further behind the couch to hide his horror stricken face from Alice. Grinning happily, Alice continued towards Hatter, pure determination in her eyes. "It's a Santa hat and I think it would look cute on you." She explained, grinning madly.
Hysteria filled Hatter's head instantly, his right eye twitched a few times and he chocked out. "You did...not just call me the...C word?" Alice nodded rather eagerly, waiting for his reaction. Within a few seconds, Hatter had leap from behind the couch and childishly stomped towards Alice. "I'll let you know, dear Alice. I am a full grown, respectable, intelligent, brave and a rather dashing, if I do say so, gentleman who happens to be incredibly fond of hats and tea. Cute is not a word you can use to describe me with, after all I did save your life in Wonderland and what not." Hatter pouted, crossing his arms in front of his chest and tossed Alice the mightiest glare he could muster.
With a mischievous twinkle in her eyes, Alice closed the distance between her and Hatter, leaned in and whispered lightly against his lips, "No your right. Adorable is more suitable." Alice quickly put the Santa hat on Hatter's hat ridden-head and silenced him with a kiss.
Author: corner_of_woes
Pairing: Alice/Hatter
Rating: PG
Notes: For the alicehatter winter challenge. It's my first fic I've finished in years, and it's unbeta'd so forgive me if it's completely OOC.
"Absolutely not!"
"Come on, it's festive and you had no complaints about the mistletoe." Alice replied, holding out a fluffy red and white cone shaped hat towards where Hatter was currently hiding behind their couch.
"Alice, I love you. However, are you mad?!? As a hatter, I am deeply insulted by this...this....UGHHHH ABOMINATION!" Hatter quickly retreated even further behind the couch to hide his horror stricken face from Alice. Grinning happily, Alice continued towards Hatter, pure determination in her eyes. "It's a Santa hat and I think it would look cute on you." She explained, grinning madly.
Hysteria filled Hatter's head instantly, his right eye twitched a few times and he chocked out. "You did...not just call me the...C word?" Alice nodded rather eagerly, waiting for his reaction. Within a few seconds, Hatter had leap from behind the couch and childishly stomped towards Alice. "I'll let you know, dear Alice. I am a full grown, respectable, intelligent, brave and a rather dashing, if I do say so, gentleman who happens to be incredibly fond of hats and tea. Cute is not a word you can use to describe me with, after all I did save your life in Wonderland and what not." Hatter pouted, crossing his arms in front of his chest and tossed Alice the mightiest glare he could muster.
With a mischievous twinkle in her eyes, Alice closed the distance between her and Hatter, leaned in and whispered lightly against his lips, "No your right. Adorable is more suitable." Alice quickly put the Santa hat on Hatter's hat ridden-head and silenced him with a kiss.