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[cornflake_james]

Sob. I need Zoloft. Do they make Zoloft for horses? I guess not, which is why I am down all the time. Why must you always look a gift horse in the mouth? WHY?

If you pet me, do I not purr? If you prick me, do I not bleed? If you crop me, do I not buck up and whinny loudly?

I think I'm having pussy withdrawals. Daddy, comfort me. :'(

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[amanda_latona]

*petpet* I'm sure there is Zolaft for horses, or at least Prozac. I'll hook you up.