Turn to page 3 in your corndevotional, please.

[cornlord]

Yet another hymn for YOU, the minions of CORNLORD, to commit to memory and hum during all waking hours. This was graciously translated by rasp_utin.

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[laveystudent]

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

all hail CORNLORD!!!

*sings*

[rasp_utin]

I am humbled that You have seen it fit for my crude attempts at rhyme and meter to appear in Your stately forum, O mighty CORNLORD. I will continue to honor You and praise You the best that I know how, and ye, verily, my cup runneth over... with creamed Corn.

Your Servant of the Silk,

rasp_utin