Comments | cornlord: Bow to me faithfully.

cornlord

Bow to me faithfully.

Jul 27, 2003 21:11

Please visit your CORNLORD's most holy community, youbowtothecorn, and leave your praise.

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You hath found me... cornontheschwab July 28 2003, 10:20:54 UTC

Through the vast community that is LJ, you hath found me!!! I am the Corn King, but I'm just a king among men...you are the Corn Lord...I humbly bow before you. My subjects have prophesied about the coming of you for a long time, and I doubted your existance...but I know now, the error of my ways. My subjects will follow my rule and praise you every day, multiple times. ALL HAIL THE CORNLORD!!!

girlikethat July 28 2003, 19:19:10 UTC

who ARE you?

cornlord July 29 2003, 12:22:44 UTC

Interesting. Clearly, your skills of observation are unsharpened. I am CORNLORD. See my "user info" for any additional information you require.

girlikethat July 29 2003, 13:19:09 UTC

do you <3 Snape?

cornlord July 30 2003, 19:58:27 UTC

Oh, yes. CORNLORD is very appreciative of Snape.

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Peas - I mean... snapeplushies July 28 2003, 19:29:45 UTC

...Corn. Yes, corn, err - of course. Why do you like corn so much?

children of the corn: xgodoffuckx July 31 2003, 07:08:53 UTC

so um.. i just noticed you had me listed as a friend on your journal. ... what's with that?

Re: children of the corn: cornontheschwab July 31 2003, 07:37:57 UTC

Yea, me too, that's how I found Him!!! Now I know know there's more than just corn, hallelujah!!!

wheatheart August 4 2003, 01:31:07 UTC

I dont get it...and is there a point to all this besides sheer randomness?

Plus does my name mean nothing to you? I am apparently listed as your friend (along with everyone else and their dog) but did you bother to look at my name? WHEATheart? note that nowhere does it say corn in my name.

that is all.

Hi wheatheart!!! cornontheschwab August 4 2003, 21:00:54 UTC

The Cornlord hath found you!!! Don't question as to why, just worship Him!!! I am the Corn King, just a king among men, but the Cornlord is my King...ALL HAIL CORNLORD!!! hehe ;)