Comments | cornlord: your corn god hath arrived.

cornlord

your corn god hath arrived.

Jul 27, 2003 02:08

...As it was prophesized by the fourth farmer on the 26th day of the seventh month of the year 1944, your most holy corn god has come to salvage ye sinners for the field. I will bestow upon you my cornly gifts, which are many ( Read more... )

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(bows) snapeplushies July 27 2003, 10:05:43 UTC

Oh holy corn god...may I have some salt n' butter on that?

Re: (bows) cornlord July 27 2003, 11:00:26 UTC

you may my child, but you must eat in genuflection..everything must be done this way.

laveystudent July 27 2003, 10:54:55 UTC

O hail Corn Lord!! HAIL CORN LORD!!

*bows in reverance*

CORN LORD!!! COORNNN LORDDDD!!!!!!

How's it going? hahaha!!

cornlord July 27 2003, 11:02:24 UTC

yes my child, bow to me

it is going well for the Corned one, did you hear a funny joke?

laveystudent July 27 2003, 11:30:23 UTC

Not today, O Corned One. Tell me.

cornlord July 27 2003, 11:38:52 UTC

what does poisoned corn flakes have in common with Charles manson?
*this is where you say, "I don't know, what?*
they are both Serial (cereal) killers.
MWAHAHA
laughing is now permitted