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[cornman8700]

i am naked, sitting in a chair

im bored

hmmmmmmmmmm

im adventurous

im alex

who are you?

what are you?

where are you?

how are you?

does the thought of my naked ass in this chair make you wish you were here?

i know the answer to that last one

*it's yes, of course*

Comments

[punk_rock_saint]

who are you? Ewan McGregor's fuck buddy

what are you? a Tracy

where are you? a tree outside your house watching masturbate as you talk to me on aim

how are you? there's a splinter in my ass

does the thought of my naked ass in this chair make you wish you were here? hahaha. well you ARE trimmed.... :P

[punk_rock_saint]

I meant your hair....
the one on your head...
yes.

[cornman8700]

of course you did...

[christie_ish]

who are you? (|-|®1$+13

what are you? the one and only master of the ishness

where are you? Ruler of the Army of the Zombie Undead.

how are you? -shrugs-

does the thought of my naked ass in this chair make you wish you were here? No. And thats gross. I sat in that chair once.

[__likeisaid]

I am Lauren.
I am an alien.
In a lab.
I'm doing pretty well. Wish I had some Equal though.
FUCK YEAH.

[mr_snafleburger]

who are you? Nostradamus

what are you? an ancient doomsday philosifur

where are you? in my shelter(end of the worlds coming btw)

how are you? Kinda pissed at all the naysayers, but that will pass when they all fall into the vallys while being struck by lighting

chairs are the cause of evil, Stand up Procalaim your slavation to the world!!!

you have 3 minutes