D&D MEME

Feb 08, 2011 15:46

Because I'm totally uncreative, but hey, meme time again.

⃗ Go here.
⃗ Take quiz (IC-ly).
⃗ Post results.
⃗ DISCUSS. Or play it out, idefc. LMFAO

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kingofdecisions February 8 2011, 15:13:32 UTC
I Am A: True Neutral Elf Wizard (4th Level)

Ability Scores:

Strength-10

Dexterity-10

Constitution-9

Intelligence-19

Wisdom-17

Charisma-17

Alignment:
True Neutral A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil after all, he would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, he's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some true neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. True neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion. However, true neutral can be a ( ... )

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apyrostrategy February 8 2011, 15:18:08 UTC
/BEATS YOUR LEVEL, SCRAWNY LITTLE ELF

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kingofdecisions February 8 2011, 15:23:55 UTC
/yeah well totally had to take time off for health reasons!

/STILL HAS THE SAME LEVEL OF INTELLIGENCE/CHARISMA/WISDOM SO THERE :p

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apyrostrategy February 8 2011, 15:26:21 UTC
LMFAO POINT. BUT DON'T BE SO SMUG, MR TERMINAL-ILLNESS-GIRLY-BOY.

ngl i think guo jia should be higher there, haha.

BUT OKAY THE CHOICES WERE LIMITED TO "SUCK AT IT", "OK AT IT", "GOOD AT IT", AND "REALLY GOOD AT IT".

also doesn't wizard/sorcerer mean something like epic clash of values? i love this, haha.

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ROOKIE brb_napping February 8 2011, 15:14:27 UTC
I Am A: Lawful Good Human Fighter/Rogue (2nd/1st Level)

Ability Scores:

Strength-19

Dexterity-18

Constitution-18

Intelligence-17

Wisdom-16

Charisma-9

Alignment:
Lawful Good A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion. However, lawful good can be a dangerous alignment because it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest.

Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Primary Class:
Fighters can be many things, from soldiers to criminal enforcers. Some see ( ... )

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justice_by_coma February 9 2011, 01:31:50 UTC
A...lawful-good rogue?

XDDDDD

So what, you're like a locksmith or something? (Or you're just very stealthy and silent?)

Fighter's really freaking obvious, though...

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brb_napping February 9 2011, 02:56:17 UTC
LMFAO I GUESS THAT REFERS TO HIS SCOUTING/SNEAKING-THING?

hay don't hate on him for that. :( he just sneaks against evil people!

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justice_by_coma February 9 2011, 03:02:54 UTC
WELL YOU'RE LAWFUL GOOD JUST LIKE GAU SO HE TOTALLY BELIEVES YOU.
You can be part of the honorary paladin brigade here.

It's also for sniping-type stuff. Dunno if that matters to Rookie. That's what Rogues do: take apart traps and sneak-attack stuff.

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ZHOU YU apyrostrategy February 8 2011, 15:17:17 UTC
I Am A: Neutral Good Human Sorcerer (5th Level)

Ability Scores:

Strength-15

Dexterity-16

Constitution-14

Intelligence-19

Wisdom-17

Charisma-17

Alignment:
Neutral Good A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias for or against order. However, neutral good can be a dangerous alignment because it advances mediocrity by limiting the actions of the truly capable.

Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Class:
Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that ( ... )

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apyrostrategy February 8 2011, 15:19:15 UTC
I'M SURPRISED THE GOOD-SCORE IS SO HIGH, OKAY?

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justice_by_coma February 9 2011, 01:30:31 UTC
CAST MAGIC MISSILE AT THE DARKNESS!

I mean...dude, I bet Zhou Yu loves fireball.

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brb_napping February 9 2011, 02:51:03 UTC
LMFAOOOOO

god you know that's his favourite, gd it. IMAGINE ALL THE SHIT HE COULD DO WITH THAT ONE SPELL.

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thebooksaysso February 9 2011, 01:17:06 UTC
I Am A: Lawful Good Human Paladin (2nd Level)

Ability Scores:

Strength-14

Dexterity-17

Constitution-15

Intelligence-17

Wisdom-16

Charisma-13

Alignment:
Lawful Good A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion. However, lawful good can be a dangerous alignment because it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest.

Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Class:
Paladins take their adventures seriously, and even a mundane mission is, in the heart of the ( ... )

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thebooksaysso February 9 2011, 01:18:02 UTC
....and I'm kinda surprised that she scored almost nothing on most of the magic classes, wow. XD

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justice_by_coma February 9 2011, 01:29:11 UTC
That's because the magic classes in this are directly related to creativity-related questions. So characters who want to have high personal expression usually end up as sorcerers, and book-lovers end up as Wizards?

BUT GAU APPROVES.
LET US BE PALADINS TOGETHER AND SMITE EVIL FOREVER, ANATHEMA-SAN!

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thebooksaysso February 9 2011, 01:37:41 UTC
Ooooh, alright I see. XD

YES. LET US WALK FORTH AND STAND AGAINST THE TIDE OF THE COMING APOC-- ....no, wait, we just did that.

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IS THAT MY D&D MEME, HERIT?! justice_by_coma February 9 2011, 01:25:31 UTC
*has totally taken this for both* XDDD

I just need to find Gau's score for his other journal aaaaand...

Here:

I Am A: Lawful Good Human Paladin (2nd Level)

Ability Scores:

Strength-10

Dexterity-13

Constitution-11

Intelligence-13

Wisdom-14

Charisma-10

Alignment:
Lawful Good A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion. However, lawful good can be a dangerous alignment because it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest.

Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, ( ... )

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Appendage: justice_by_coma February 9 2011, 01:27:25 UTC
THe reason this is so funny is because paladins in AD&D are entirely bent around having charisma abilities. Ten's an average score in this with no modifier, so Gau is the most useless paladin ever.

He smites evil occasionally but can't do hardly anything else except rant at it and try to wear armor. *snicker*

Also, his CON score should be so much lower. That relates directly to hit points, and Gau goes down if a stiff breeze blows. XDD

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brb_napping February 9 2011, 02:43:58 UTC
LMFAOOOO gau, you really win at losing, don't you. i love you. :(

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justice_by_coma February 9 2011, 02:59:51 UTC
Show him love then by beating him up and adding wasabi to all your leftover food, then, Rookie! What kind of a friend are you, anyway? XDD

(Yeahhhhh, his stats are exceedingly average. The only reason he has a Wisdom score like that is because that's the stat you use for observation-based skills too and he's a super-stalker.)

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