Comments | corporateslut: I put my hamster in the microwave and it's legs fell off.

corporateslut

I put my hamster in the microwave and it's legs fell off.

Jun 30, 2005 01:30

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I obliterated my MySpace. I decided it's lame.

And I have a new phone. I don't feel like calling everyone and telling them the number so :

908 906 1438.

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Comments 6

youslipthrough June 30 2005, 22:35:39 UTC

I heart you! I plan on sending your shit out tomorrow :-)

corporateslut July 7 2005, 05:44:15 UTC

I was leaving for work and downstairs on the first floor was a pile of mail and on top were not one but TWO packages with my name on them and I fucking creamed my panties!

sorry....

anyways, I haven't had a moment to check out the zines yet but I've listened to the cds and it tickles my pickle that Boy Sets Fire made an Elton John remake.

youslipthrough July 7 2005, 10:17:48 UTC

I'm glad you were so excited about the packages! And I really hope you like the zines and cds. Maybe they'll make your work days easier? Who knows.
Have a stellar day!

anonymous July 1 2005, 02:58:19 UTC

Not a good idea posting that up holmes. I drink almost daily.

anonymous July 1 2005, 02:58:55 UTC

By the way, this is Bob, I was just too lazy to log in.

corporateslut July 7 2005, 05:41:42 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

HA

I'm getting internet soon. So no more insulting each other in slow motion over my cell phone AIM. Steal some money from the register at Wal Mart and get an XBOX and get XBOX LIVE and buy Rainbow Six Black Arrow so that I can shoot you. Thanks buddy.