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I need to get my mind off of stuff, so I did a fucking survey.
1. What are your siblings MIDDLE names?
My sister's middle name is Raychel.
2. Where is your dad right now?
Staunton, Virginia
3. What was the last thing you said?
Outloud, to myself I said, " I'm hungies."
4. What is something you've learned about yourself recently?
That I can deal better in social situations than I thought.
5. What color is your watch?
Watch schmatch.
6. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Three guys on kangaroos throwing boomerangs and grinning like the stupid pieces of shit that Aussies are.
7. When was the last time you squatted to pee?
I always squat to pee.
8. Who is the last person you liked?
I still like them.
9. Are you close to your mom?
no.
10. Where does your best friend work?
I only have two close freinds. One is a bartender. The other is a special ed teacher.
11. What is your least attractive feature?
I used to think my chin. But as the years went on I discovered how shiney and heroic and fabulous it is. So...I guess that huge cluster of triangle shaped bacne I have.
13. What color are your pants?
I'm not wearing any pants but I only have one pair I wear so I guess this still applies. they are black
14. Do you have a roommate?
Yep, two. And we need a third.
15. What color is your bedroom flooring?
Classy low pile office building style grey carpet.
16. Do you have a chair in your room?
Yeah.
17. What time of day were you born?
In the morning.
18. Do you know anyone who is engaged?
Yes
19. What's your favorite number?
I dunno.
20. Do you know anyone named Laurie?
Laurie is a fat girl name.
21. What color is your mom's hair?
brown.
22. Do you have a dog?
your mom has a dog.
23. Where did you live in 1989?
Middletown, Virginia.
24. What happened to you in 1993?
I was 8 years old. Not much.
25. Does your first memory involve your dad?
yes.
26. Do you remember singing any songs as kids?
this fucking survey is a waste of my time.
27. When was the last time you went swimming?
I hate water.
28. Has your luggage ever gotten lost?
No
29. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
Yesterday.
30. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
yes
31. Do you play an instrument?
I try.
32. Have you ever thought it would be cool to smash a guitar?
IN YOUR FACE!
33. Do you like fire?
Sure, I care for fire as a person.
35. Are you allergic to anything?
I'm allergic to anything floating in the air in New Jersey
36. When was the last time you cried?
About half an hour ago.
37. What kind of shampoo do you use?
Thermasilk
38. Have you ever been to a spa?
only to get laidddddddd
40. Did you take science all four years of high school?
sort of?
41. Do you like butterflies?
I am indifferent towards butterflies.
42. What is the last book you read?
Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk
43. Do you like Coke or Pepsi more?
Sprite, my nigga.
44. What is one thing you miss about your past?
nothing
45. Did you ever see the school nurse?
your questions are dumb
46. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
sometimes
47. What is one thing you've learned about life?
i hate you.
48. Are you jealous of anyone?
no
49. Is anyone jealous of you?
Not to my knowledge
50. Ever been stuck in an elevator?
ugh. creepy. no.
51. What does your dad call you?
Lizzy
52. What does your mom call you?
Lizz
53. What does you hair look like right now?
It's blueish black.
54. Do you have nice teeth?
My teeth suck. I'm not missing any or anything but years of smoking doesn't help their sheen.
55. Has a friend ever used you?
Yes.
56. Ever been involved in a trial?
Nope.
57. Has anyone recently told you that they like you?
Yeah.
58. What have you eaten today?
two pickles.
59. Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
straight.
60. Ever been called white trash?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
61. Who was the last person to drive with you?
Shaun.
62. What are you looking forward to?
going back to sleep.
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I need to get my mind off of stuff, so I did a fucking survey.
1. What are your siblings MIDDLE names?
My sister's middle name is Raychel.
2. Where is your dad right now?
Staunton, Virginia
3. What was the last thing you said?
Outloud, to myself I said, " I'm hungies."
4. What is something you've learned about yourself recently?
That I can deal better in social situations than I thought.
5. What color is your watch?
Watch schmatch.
6. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Three guys on kangaroos throwing boomerangs and grinning like the stupid pieces of shit that Aussies are.
7. When was the last time you squatted to pee?
I always squat to pee.
8. Who is the last person you liked?
I still like them.
9. Are you close to your mom?
no.
10. Where does your best friend work?
I only have two close freinds. One is a bartender. The other is a special ed teacher.
11. What is your least attractive feature?
I used to think my chin. But as the years went on I discovered how shiney and heroic and fabulous it is. So...I guess that huge cluster of triangle shaped bacne I have.
13. What color are your pants?
I'm not wearing any pants but I only have one pair I wear so I guess this still applies. they are black
14. Do you have a roommate?
Yep, two. And we need a third.
15. What color is your bedroom flooring?
Classy low pile office building style grey carpet.
16. Do you have a chair in your room?
Yeah.
17. What time of day were you born?
In the morning.
18. Do you know anyone who is engaged?
Yes
19. What's your favorite number?
I dunno.
20. Do you know anyone named Laurie?
Laurie is a fat girl name.
21. What color is your mom's hair?
brown.
22. Do you have a dog?
your mom has a dog.
23. Where did you live in 1989?
Middletown, Virginia.
24. What happened to you in 1993?
I was 8 years old. Not much.
25. Does your first memory involve your dad?
yes.
26. Do you remember singing any songs as kids?
this fucking survey is a waste of my time.
27. When was the last time you went swimming?
I hate water.
28. Has your luggage ever gotten lost?
No
29. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
Yesterday.
30. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
yes
31. Do you play an instrument?
I try.
32. Have you ever thought it would be cool to smash a guitar?
IN YOUR FACE!
33. Do you like fire?
Sure, I care for fire as a person.
35. Are you allergic to anything?
I'm allergic to anything floating in the air in New Jersey
36. When was the last time you cried?
About half an hour ago.
37. What kind of shampoo do you use?
Thermasilk
38. Have you ever been to a spa?
only to get laidddddddd
40. Did you take science all four years of high school?
sort of?
41. Do you like butterflies?
I am indifferent towards butterflies.
42. What is the last book you read?
Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk
43. Do you like Coke or Pepsi more?
Sprite, my nigga.
44. What is one thing you miss about your past?
nothing
45. Did you ever see the school nurse?
your questions are dumb
46. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
sometimes
47. What is one thing you've learned about life?
i hate you.
48. Are you jealous of anyone?
no
49. Is anyone jealous of you?
Not to my knowledge
50. Ever been stuck in an elevator?
ugh. creepy. no.
51. What does your dad call you?
Lizzy
52. What does your mom call you?
Lizz
53. What does you hair look like right now?
It's blueish black.
54. Do you have nice teeth?
My teeth suck. I'm not missing any or anything but years of smoking doesn't help their sheen.
55. Has a friend ever used you?
Yes.
56. Ever been involved in a trial?
Nope.
57. Has anyone recently told you that they like you?
Yeah.
58. What have you eaten today?
two pickles.
59. Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
straight.
60. Ever been called white trash?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
61. Who was the last person to drive with you?
Shaun.
62. What are you looking forward to?
going back to sleep.
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