1000 effin questions

[corprusarium]

This is the longest quiz in the history of mankind. I(M@ Keith) spent tedious hours

working on this darn thing so the least you can do is leave this little into, i would

appriciate it very much. I even went to the trouble of copyrighting this survey!!!! Hi,

I M@ Keith made this 1,000 question Survey...to rock your socks off! Thank you!

(oh..and a tip...if you want to save your friends alot of headache...send them a blank

copy of this first, you also might wanna copy paste it so it doesn't get retarded

looking).

AKA: Created by hirotheavitar.

ALL ABOUT YOU
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1.) What is your full name?: Adam Joseph Desmond.
2.) Where were you born?: malden massachussetts(sp?).
3.) What day were you born?: July 28 1989.
4.) What was the day you were born like?: wtf is that.
5.) Can you remember anything from the day you were born?: wtf is that...again.
6.) Do you have siblings?: damn straight
7.) If so, what are there names and ages?: Stephen(21)
8.) Do you remember when they were born?: i dont know
9.) What is your fondest memory with your siblings?: a lot of stuff
10.) What is your worst memory with your siblings?: nothin realy
11.) When did you start walking?: real early
12.) When did you get your first tooth pulled?: like when i was 10 or 11
13.) When did you get your first filling?: same.
14.) What is your favorite Brand of shoes?: idk.. vans or airwalks
15.) How long are your favorite pair of pants?: wtf? like to my feet(duh lolz!1!)
16.) Do you wear glasses?: no
17.) Do you have any diseases?: are add/adhd diseases?
18.) Do you have pets?: Yes.
19.) What are their names and types?: trinity(snake).
20.) What are you wearing right now?: pajama pants and my wicked jester shirt
21.) What socks are on you at this moment?: none
22.) Where is your mom?: florida.
23.) What is your dad doing?: workin on the cah probly.
24.) How much do you weigh?: idk.. havent been on a scale in over a year.
25.) What color is your hair?: dirty blonde.. but its all bleached and gay right now.
26.) Are you sure?: what?
27.) What is your gender?: male bitches.
28.) What color are your eyes?: greeny blue-y ish.
29.) What race are you?: caucasian..heh that has asian in it.. heh chris is asian
30.) Do you have a tan?: no.
31.) Where are you currently?: In my room.
32.) Where do you live?: everett represent!
33.) What school do you go to?: EHS represent.
34.) What was the nicest teacher?: Mrs. Selmani, 9th grade English.
35.) What was the meanest teacher?: Mrs. DeFeo. the most bitchy ass fat whore in

everness
36.) What "clique" are you in (yes that's how you spell it)?: with cameron and my buds.

assholes call me agoth.. i dont like gothic music mo fuckers
37.) Do you play any sports?: hellz no
38.) Are you ever mean to people at school?: no im a funny nice guy.. emphasis on

funny.
39.) How many school fights have you been in?: like one.. with luigi
40.) How many times have you had detention?: a number
41.) Have you failed any grades?: nopey
42.) Have you ever cheated on a major test?: nein.. im smart.
43.) What are your parents names?: Bob and Evelyn
44.) What is your lineage?: Irish.
45.) What is the farthest you have ever been from home?: ireland.
46.) What do you think about Politics?: idk.
47.) Do you consider yourself funny?: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM TEH FUNNEH, BITCHES GOT NUTHIN

ON ME.. WHAT!
48.) Are you laid back...or serious?: dang i be layed back like a mo fucker.
49.) What are you talented at?: Drawing and comicalnessnessness
50.) What is your faith?: catholic
51.) Do you really believe in it?: no.. but i am jesus
52.) What is your worst regret?: uhh.. idk.
53.) Do you play any instruments?: Guitar
54.) Do you read books?: kinda
55.) What are your hobbies?: drawing playin guitar video games and music.. oh and

watchin anime
56.) Do you have Cable or Satallite?: Cable.
57.) How much T.V. do you watch a week?: Only Adult Swim.
58.) How many movies do you rent weekly?: like never
59.) Are you a creature of the night?: Yes...i will eat you heart and spill your blood

on my shrine to satan
60.) Do you like to party?: when its time to party we will party hard
61.) How many partys do you go to yearly?: how about any i want to
62.) Have you ever been on a road trip with your friends?: nein
63.) If so, What was it like?: uhh
64.) What is the funniest joke you have ever heard?: anything ive sed or chris has said
65.) Have you ever died?: all the time i mean if i didnt find the one up in the dish

soap id already hyave a game over
66.) Has anything supernatural ever happend to you?: yeah..NO
67.) What was one of your worst moments?: uh.. idk.
68.) What's one of the weirdest things you have ever done?: a lot
69.) What's one of the weirdest things you have ever thought about?: idk.
70.) Has one of your friends ever mooned you?: no(thank god)
71.) Has one of your friends ever fist-fought with you?: nope.
72.) Have you ever over-obsessed over something?: yeah
73.) What is the extent of your computer knowledge?: idk
74.) Are you hyper?: Damnn skippay
75.) What else are you doing right now?: talkin on the fone mo fucker.
76.) If you could dye your hair any color what would it be?: black with red in the

front.. (ive wanted to since like 7th grade)
77.) Have you ever laid out beneath the stars?: with melissa.
78.) Have you ever watched a sunrise?: yeah
79.) Have you ever been homesick?: No.
80.) Have you ever made a new friend?: derr.
81.) Have you ever been quite for a full minute?: quiet.. ive been silent for like 3

days
82.) What does your yard look like?: rocky and ruined.
83.) How does your hair look right now?: scruffy and frizzed from pool water.
84.) What color is your room?: White.
85.) What is on your bed?: Pillows, shirts, a sword, my blanket
86.) What is on your shelfs?: shelfs? i have no shelfs
87.) What is UNDER your bed?: headphones and trash..
88.) What is on your ceiling?: a light fixture maybe?
89.) Have you ever been to the movie theaters?: wtf? yeah
90.) Do you own a car?: no
91.) What type of car do you wish you had?: Aston martin V12 Vanquish.
92.) What would be your UNREALISTIC dream job?: a cartoonist or comedian
93.) What would be your REALISTIC dream job?: Electrician.
94.) What about your dream vacation?: i like ireland
95.) Are you in high school or have you graduated?: In high school.
96.) What shoes do you have on?: none
97.) Do you wear shoes in your room?: a little .. barely though.
98.) What is something you have DONE that not many people know about?: idk..
99.) What posters do you have on your wall?: 3 kurt 2 amy lee godsmack puddle of

mud(...) and linkin park(...)
100:-) What is one little known fact about yourself?: i fall in love easily.

Off the Wall
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101.) Have you ever drank someone elses blood?: No.
102.) Do you have ducks in your bathroom?: no
103.) What color IS your bathroom?: white
104.) Have you ever made out with an animal?: nope
105.) Have you ever thought Bugs Bunny was hot when he dressed up like a girl bunny?:no
106.) Have you ever died?: see above
107.) Do you know any vampires?: No.
108.) How many celebrities HAVE you kissed?: None.
109.) If a mime is walking through the forest and is killed by a falling tree...does

anyone care?: no.. i know i wouldnt..
110.) How many pencils can you stick up your nose?: A few.
111.) How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?: i took a

tally once.. it was somewhere between 400-700
112.) Do you know how to hide a dead body?: no.
113.) How much would you pay for a million dollars?: wtf
114.) What is a eunch?: huh??
115.) What's the best prank call you have ever done?: I dunno.
116.) Have you ever gone to Burger King and asked for a Big Mac?: no
117.) Do you sleep nude?: no
118.) How old is your mom?: 43
119.) Have you ever cried during a kid's movie?: no..unless u count johnny number 5
120.) When were you concieved?: Idk
121.) Cutest Cartoon Character?: meh
122.) Have you ever been attracted to an animated character?:i dont remember.
123.) Do you sing in the shower?: no
124.) Do you find me attractive?: i dont know u.
125.) How old were you when you first saw a Star Wars movie?: real little
126.) What Star Wars Movie was it?: a new hope
127.) How old was your grandmaw when you had 3 potatos?:what????
128.) What is a triage?: huh
129.) What is your main offense?: huh?
130.) This is the only month that begins with Feb.?: February..
131.) How do you spell discombobulated?: Discombobulated.
132.) What number is this question?: One thirty-two.
133.) How much does a ton of feathers weigh?: 2,000 pounds.
134.) How many Stooges are there TOTAL?: uh 5.
135.) How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck-wood?: dang
136.) Do you look like Buddy Holly?: oh oh and a mary tyler moore
137.) Do you know who the vice-president is?: Dick cheney
138.) Do you know where the Panama Canal is?: isthmus of panama
139.) What color are your eyebrows?: idk.
140.) How many strings are on a violin?: 4.
141.) How do you make smores?: Graham crackers, marshmellow, chocolate.
142.) Have you ever swallowed phosphoric acid, at all?: ??
143.) What is a cod piece?: idk
144.) Who was the second man on the moon?: me
145.) Would you EVER grow a mullet?: No
146.) What do the initials in N.A.S.A. stand for?: North American Space Association?
147.) What was your great-grandmothers maiden name?: I have no idea.
148.) Have you ever watched Barney or Tellatubbies.....and enjoyed it?: nope
149.) What do you do if it's too loud?: poop
150.) What does a skeleton order at a bar?: shit
151.) Have you ever spoken with a fake accent and had people believe it?: yeah
152.) Have you ever made a grown man cry?: no?.
153.) Have you ever got in a fight with someone below the age of 12 (when you were

older)?: no.
154.) Have you ever gotten in trouble...for murder?: no.
155.) Have you ever laughed during a sitcom?: Yes.
156.) Do you know what yaoi is?: gay anime/ manga
157.) Have you ever seen yaoi?: no
158.) Do enjoy yaoi?: no
159.) Do you ever sniff your armpits for fun?: no.
160.) How often do you take baths?: I shower every other day and sometimes I take a

bath.
161.) Can you speak leet?: kinda.
162.) Well...can you speak pig-latin?: esyay itchesbay.
163.) Have you ever fallen asleep during a movie....at the theaters?: Yes.. big fish
164.) Have you ever been a member of a cult?: i have a cult.. adamists
165.) Have you ever felt you were "damned"?: no
166.) Have you ever worn sunglasses...in the dark, just to look cool?: no.
167.) Have you ever killed an insect and then felt bad about it?: no
168.) Ever felt truly evil after doing something?: i am evil
169.) Ever felt evil, and liked it?: i am evil
170.) Do you ever check yourself out in the mirror?: no.
171.) Have you ever gone to a public place and pretended something was wrong with you

(ie. broken leg, retarded, etc.)?: yes.
172.) Did you feel sad when you found out Santa wasn't real?: hells no.
173.) Do you ever eat baby food still?: no
174.) What's the most sugar you have had at one time?:a like whole bag
175.) What countries have you been to?: Ireland Mexico
176.) What color is a crazy penguin?: Black?
177.) A bowling ball weights how much?: 8 lbs.
178.) How much fur does your dog have?: none on account of i dont have one.
179.) What about corn and potatos?: yum
180.) Is a CD lightweight?: dang yeah
181.) Am I Redundant?: huh?
182.) Am I Redundant?: huh?.
183.) Have you ever felt deja-vu?: it is the shiznithe
184.) What do you think of Pres. Bush?:he is an idiot.
185.) How are things?: mook
186.) Are you as ugly as you look?: yeah i guess.
187.) PERVERT?: bewbers
188.) What does a squirril do with it's spare time?: Hee, you spelled squirrel wrong.
189.) Are you a D*mn dirty ape?: nope
190.) Do you even know what that last line is from?: planet of the apes.
191.) Have you been to the zoo?: yeah
192.) Did the monkeys make fun of you?: yeah.. i gave em a cold hard stare,...set em

straight... fuckin monkey bitches.. teach em to mess with me
193.) Did your mom make fun of you?: no
194.) Are you made fun of alot?: Yeah kinda
195.) Do you have emotional problems?: i guess.
196.) WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?: cuz i can.
197.) Would I look good in a bathing suit?: not really
198.) TAKE THE MONEY?: foof
199.) How do you like my trousers?:heh.. trousers heh trouser snake heh penis heh

vagina heh intercourse
200.) Where is Waldo?: in my basement.

MUSIC
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The word band in this section can mean any musical group or musical artist.

201.) What is your favorite band (this could be later, but it seems better here)?:

Sublime
202.) What is your least favorite band?: idk.
203.) What is the best song?: meh... sheize.
204.) What is the worst song ever written?: meh.. the one about a penis
205.) Is music all that important to you?: hell yeah bitches
206.) Would you term yourself (musically) as a follower, or a leader?: who cares
207.) How many bands do you "discover" yearly?: meh
208.) What is the band you have listend to the longest?: Guns n' roses.
209.) What type of music do you hate the most?: R&B is the most annoying shit ever..

emphasis on shit
210.) Do you think music can "sooth the gentle beast"?: Yes.
211.) Have you ever attended a concert?: Yes.
212.) If so what were they?: like stuff.
213.) Was it/Were they sitting or standing?:standing .
214.) Was it/Were they Good?: most of them
215.) Did you get into the music?: ya
216.) Do you know what moshing is?: yes... its not dancing like chris does though
217.) Have you ever moshed?: yes
218.) Do you like moshing?: yes.
219.) Do you consider yourself good at moshing?: only "moshing" that requires"skill" is

the dance style called moshing that chris does
220.) Do you know how to skank?: huh?
221.) Have you ever done a stage dive?: yeah.
222.) Have you ever crowd surfed?: No
223.) Who is the best band live?: System of a down.. godsmack.
224.) Who is better on CD then live?: Brand New,and taking back sunday and blink 182

and countless others.
225.) Who is better live then on CD?: Godsmack.
226.) What was your best concert?: meh.
227.) Have you ever made a friend at a concert?: no
228.) Have you ever met a band member or musical artist?:yeah.
229.) What band member or musical artist do you want to meet most?: haha
230.) What concert would you like to see most?: haha
231.) What is (in your opinion) the best CD of all time?: poop.
232.) What was YOUR first CD?: sublimes self titled
233.) What was the first band you really got into?: nirvana or sublime.
234.) Getting into which band has lead you to the most negative experiences?: huh?
235.) Getting into what band has lead you to the most positive experiences?: huh?
236.) Have you ever lied about liking a band to impress someone?: no
327.) Have you ever found out about a band from the internet?: no.
326.) What CD have you listend to more then any other?: Sublimes self titled and

Toxicity - system
326.) What band has the best vocals?: Queen or shinedown.
327.) What band has the best drummer/beat?: Joey Jordison or Travis barker
238.) What band do you think is the most unique?: idunno
239.) What is the best TV channel for music?: Fuse
240.) What is the best radio station for music?: 107.3
241.) What is the most recent song you have listend to?: none.. puttin on stairway to

heaven by Led Zepplin
242.) Do you have a CD player?: not any more.
242.) What is your favorite place to listen to music?: in my chair at the computer.
243.) What band do you listen to when you want to relax?: Led Zepplin
244.) Do you buy soundtracks?: n
245.) Do you buy CD's even?: no
246.) Do you support music sharing programs?: Yep.
247.) What is your complete and honest opinion on Britany Spears?: she isnt hot guys..

give it up
248.) Who do you think is the most succesful artist of all time?: idk
249.) What dead musical artist do you wish would be ressurected for another concert?:

Freddy Mercury Kurt Cobain or John Lennon
250.) What song do you relate to the most?: idk
251.) Have you ever slow danced?: i think...
252.) If so, what was the first song it was to?: idk
253.) What song best describes your childhood?: meh.
254.) What is your favorite "dark" song to listen to?: poo?
255.) What song always puts you in a good mood?: Santeria By Sublime
256.) What song always makes you cry?: meh
257.) What song makes you remember the most?: i had a section in my Buddy Profile for

this
258.) Do you like burning mixes for friends?: yeh
259.) About how many cd's do you have right now?: idk 10?
260.) How many songs do you have on your computer right now?: 1801.
261.) How many music videos?: 4
262.) How often do you watch any sort of Musical Television?: fuse rarely.
263.) What song do you like to listen to before you go to sleep?: none
264.) What song do you listen to when you are angry?: Probot's Shake your blood
265.) Do you listen to music when you go on road trips?: DOY
266.) When is it good NOT to listen to music?: Never.
267.) What is your favorite video game music?: Final Fantasy Games
268.) What movie has the best music?: idunno
269.) Have you ever been to a dance?: -_-.
270.) Have any fun there?: -_-
271.) Have you ever written a song?: Yeah.
272.) What band has the creepiest music?: poop ee
273.) What band has the coolest music videos?: Frikkin Tool
274.) Who has the grossest music videos?: Frikkin tool.
275.) Who's videos make you rock out?: hahahahahahahahahaha Probot - Shake your blood.
276.) What is your favorite rocking-out song?: ^
277.) What song do you and your friends sing along too the most?: a lot of stuff.
278,) What song would you sing along with, regardless of where you are?:anything
279.) What's your favorite local band?: lolzzz
280.) If you could listen to music in any class what class would it be?: all
281.) What is your favorite "oldie"?: Anything led zepplin pink floyd or the beatles..
282.) What is the first cd in your cd case right now?:none
283.) What cd is in your cd player right now?: Sublimes self titled
284.) Have you ever been to a dance club?: NO
285.) Have any fun?: NO
286.) Were there cages?: NO
287.) Are you in band class?: NO.
288.) If not, have you ever wished you were?: NO.
289.) Can you play an instrument, if so which one?: u asked me already
290.) Have you ever watched a musical?: Yeah.
291.) Have you ever attended the opera?: Nope.
292.) What is/are your favorite musical(s)?: RENT
293.) Has anyone ever written a song for you?: no.
294.) If not do you wish someone would, if so who and why?: yeah id feel loved
295.) Do you drum in class alot?: Yes.
296.) What is the loudest you listen to your music?: like a quarter of the way turned

up on my speakers
297.) What do your parents think of your music?: my dad listens to the same stuff for

the most part haha
298.) What do your parents listen to?: see above.
299.) What do your parent's think of "todays" music?: SEE ABOVE!
300.) What is your view/opinon on music?: Rap is not music.. its talking.. end.

This or That
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301.) This or that?: This.
302.) Pepsi or Coke?: coke
303.) Creamy or Crunchy?: Creamy.
304.) Salt or Pepper?: salt.
305.) Chocolate or Vanilla?: Chocolate.
306.) Onion Rings or French Fries?: French Fries.
307.) Christina or Britany?: -
308.) NSYNC or BSB?: no.
309.) Liberty or Death?: Liberty.
310.) Family or Friends?: Friends.
311.) Cars or Trucks?: Cars.
312.) Legal or Illegal?: Legal, I guess.
313.) Russia or Germany?: Germany!
314.) Home or Away?: home
315.) At home or On the Road?: look up.
316.) Carnival or Concert?: Concert.
317.) Highway or Interstate?: Interstate?
318.) Board Game or Video Game?: Video game.
319.) Multiplayer or Singleplayer?: Singleplayer.
320.) School or Prison?: School.
321.) Broken or Unbroken?: unbroken.
322.) Sticks or Stones?: Stones.
323.) Hamburger or Hotdog?: Hamburger.
324.) Gun or Bow?: bow.
325.) Split up or Together?: Together.
326.) Carpool or Single?: Single.
327.) Pool or Hot Tub?: Hot tub.
328.) Bath or Shower?: Bath.
329.) Hot or Cold?: Hot.
330.) Up or Down?: up.
331.) Left or Right?: right.
332.) Tape or CD?: CD.
333.) VHS or DVD?: dvd.
334.) Chat or Phone?: Chat.
335.) Email or Letter?: Letter.
336.) Dominos or Pizza Hut?: Dominoes.
337.) Good or Evil?: Evil.
338.) Wicked or Goody-Two-Shoes?: Wicked.
339.) Obedient or Disobedient?: Disobedient.
340.) Careful or Clumsy?: Clumsy.
341.) Ocean or Lake?: Lake.
342.) Bridge or Barge?: Bridge.
343.) Day or Nite?: Night.
344.) Black or White?: RACIAL PROFILNG
345.) Casual or Formal?: Casual.
346.) Tall or Short?: Tall.
347.) Fast or Slow?: Fast.
348.) KFC or Lee's?: Lee's? Popeyes bitches
349.) Rain or Shine?: Shine
350.) Blades or Boards?: Boards.
351.) Wood or Metal?: wood.
353.) Mountain or Valley?: Mountain.
354.) Space or Earth?: space.
355.) Old or Young?: young.
356.) Dreams or Digital?: She Dreams in Digital.
357.) Virus or Disease?: Who really cares.. ull die either way.
358.) Sunrise or Sunset?: SET.
359.) Guilty or Innocent?: innocent.
360.) Control or Release?: Release.
361.) Robot or Real?: Robots affffffff.
363.) Androgynous or Drogynous?: huh???
364.) Replaced or Changed?: Changed.
365.) Your kind or Mine?: Mine.
366.) Different or Divine?: Divine.
367.) One-of-the-crowd or One-of-a-kind?: One-of-a-kind.
368.) Unique or Diffent?: Unique.
369.) Life or Death?: Life.
370.) Truth or Lies?: Truth.
371.) Chaos or Destruction?: Destruction is a form of creation.
372.) Magic or Magick?: Magick.
373.) Stay or Leave?: Stay.
374.) Win or Lose?: Win.
375.) Thrilling or Chilling?: Thrilling.
376.) Love or Hate?: Love.
377.) Boys or Girls?: Girls.
378.) Basketball or Baseball?: Baseball, I guess.
379.) Dice or Cards?: Dice.
380.) Empty or Hollow?: Empty.
381.) Buddy Rich or Travis Barker?: Travis is the SHIZNITE
382.) Spartan or Juggernaut?: Juggernaut.
383.) Routine or Impulsive?: Impulsive.
384.) Starry Nite or Clear Nite?: Starry.
385.) Single Moment or Eternal Moment?: Eternal.
386.) Books or Movies?: movies.
387.) Dance or Kiss?: Kiss.
388.) Internal Beauty or External Beauty?: Internal.
389.) Calm-sea or Tidal Waves?: Tidal waves.
390.) Island or Peninsula?: Island.
391.) Wait or Leave?: Wait.
392.) Old Joke or New Joke?: Old.
393.) Rule-Breaker or Rule-Maker?: Rule-breaker.
394.) Here or Now?: Here.
395.) Today or Tommorow?: Today.
396.) Silent or Loud?: Loud.
397.) Screams or Yells?: Screams..of horror and agony as i burn the masses!!!WORMS!
398.) Friends or Money?: Friends.
399.) SNL or MAD?: SNL...MAD TV is the gayest shit ever.. its so immature
400.) Batman or Superman?: BATMAN!:|

******
*Love*
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401.) Are you currently dating?: no.
402.) If so with whom?: -
403.) How long have you been dating?: err.
404.) Do you think it's "the one"?: rub it in y dontcha
405.) How many people have you dated?:hmm 3
406.) Do you ever get serious in a relationship?: I have before.
407.) Have you ever broken someones heart?: yes T_T
408.) How many people have you turned down?: no ive never been asked out
409.) What's more romantic; A nite at the movies followed by make out session or Dinner then a walk on the beach?: i dont care
410.) Would you ever want to spend a nite on a secluded insland with someone special?: Yeah.
411.) If so who, and what would you do?: rita or ...
412.) Do you ever have a yearn to see their face, even if you were just talking to them?: whose face? ritas face?
413.) Is he/she the most beautiful person to you?: yes (i assume you are talking about the island person)
414.) What's more important interior beauty or exterior beauty?: Interior.
415.) When you date a girl/boy are you looking for someone who's attractive and will show you a good time or someone you get along with like a friend and want to spend time with?:
416.) What song is your fave. to slow-dance too?: no.
417.) What "songs" have you had with your past girlfriends/boyfriends?: the ataris- boys of summer and yellowcard-ocean avenue
418.) Do you think tan's look sexy?: No.
419.) What does someones "taste" mean to you?: *shrug*
420.) What kind of hair do you like a person of the opposite sex to have?: i like shoulder length or more. and red is my favorite hair color(darker red.. not like orange as a carrot) and i like it to smell good =^^=
421.) Do you have any fetishes?: RED HAIR. glasses. green eyes.. lips
422.) What is the first thing you look at in the opposite sex?: facial features(lips eyes etc) then .....(bewbers lol)
423.) What is the first thing you look FOR in the opposite sex?: sense of humor, fun-ness, coolness, being like me in a way..
424.) What is the most loving thing someone has ever said to you?: "i love you "
425.) Do you stay friends with someone after you break up?: i try to be...
426.) What do you think of pre-marital sex?: yay sex!
427.) Do you like "playful" or "serious" more?: playful! =^^=
428.) What's the largest age difference you have dated or liked?: 2 years tops..
429.) Have you ever felt "hollow" without someone?: yeah...
430.) Have you ever lusted?: -_-
431.) What's your limit?: huh?
432.) Do you know what libido means?: Nope
433.) Do relationships ever seem a circle to you?: Huh?
434.) Do you have any indescretions when dating?: ???
435.) Have you ever gotten mad at someone you "cared" about?: Yes.
436.) Have you ever been dumped?: Yes.
437.) Are you homophobic?: No.
438.) Are you a homovestite?: what?
439.) What's the longest you have ever taken to get over a relationship?:a looooooooong time
440.) What was the longest relationship you have ever had?: 4 months
441.) Have you ever begged for someone back?: No
442.) Do you believe love is sacred?: Yes.
443.) Have you ever told someone you love them?: Yes.
444.) Have you ever wished someone you used to date would die?: No.
445.) Has anyone ever fallen away from you?: Yeah..
446.) Has anyone ever sent you flowers?: No.
447.) Have you ever sent someone flowers?: Nope.
448.) Has someone ever done something "sweet" for you when you were sick or down?: no..
449.) Does love ever seem hard or complex?: too hard sometimes.. its reasons like that i wish i could read minds... or save and load
450.) Has anyone you loved ever tempted you?: yeah....word
451.) Has someone you loved ever gotten mad at you over something little?: yes.
452.) Have you ever loved someone so badly that it hurt?: Yeah
453.) What does the line "Slept so long without you" mean to you?: idk
454.) How about "I see hell in your eyes"?: meh?
455.) Have you ever said "I hate you" to someone you really loved?: No
456.) Have you ever stolen a friends girl/boy?: No way thats wrong.. but i know a

certain sum1 who did this to me(no names)
457.) Have you ever ditched your friends for a girl/boy?: no but i know a certain sum1

who did this to me(no names) .
458.) Has anyone ever dedicated a love song to you?: yeah.. melissa.
459.) Have you ever turned down someone or been turned by someone just because of the

crowd you/they hang with?: yeah someone turned me down cuz of my friends.
460.) Have you ever double-dated?: No.
461.) Have you ever blind-dated?: no
462.) Have you ever wished a date would just last forever because you were having such

a good time?: yeah
463.) What was your first kiss like?: I was in the park.. it was unexpected.. but i

loved it
464.) (this question: Girls which would you prefer the guy do, and guys what would you

do) You go to a dance and there aren't many people there do you; Ask the dj to play a

slow song and dance like no one's watching with your girl OR Ditch this lame dance and

go to a party with alot of both of your friends.
465.) (Guys which would you prefer, girls what would you do) You promise your boyfriend

you'll go to a concert with him to see one of his favorite bands but a day before hand

your friends invite you to go with them on a week long road trip. Do you go see the

band you don't really like or go with your friends?: im not a girl.. i dont get these

questions
466.) What do you think of long-distance relationships?: ive been in a million
467.) What do you think of online-relationships?: NO
468.) What do you think about same-sex relationships?: No problem with them.
469.) When someone says "Getcha some" what do you think they mean?: sex.
470.) What's the best way to tell someone your in love with them?: tell em
471.) What's the best way to tell someone it's over?: tell em
472.) Do you get jealous if your bf/gf looks at other people?: No.
473.) Do you get jealous if someone looks at your bf/gf?: No.
474.) Do you get depressed over love?: yes.
475.) Do you get jealous when you see an old bf/gf with someone else?: no.
476.) What are your feelings on divorce?: duh im 15 wtf
477.) Have you ever dated someone your parents didn't approve of?: like they cared who

i dated or even if i dated at all
478.) Have you ever dated someone your parents liked TOO much?: see above
479.) Have you ever been "led-on"?: huh?.
480.) Have you ever led someone on?: huh?
481.) Have you ever dated someone just because you were on the "rebound"?: No.
482.) Have you ever had a bad dream about someone you were dating?: Yes.
483.) Do you think it's important to save something for marriage?: I'll have sex before

I get married.
484.) Have you ever lied to someone you were dating?: No.
485.) Have you ever gotten someone you were dating mad at you and then they wouldn't

answer your phone calls?: I think so, once or twice.
486.) Has a relationship ever scarred you?: Yes.
487.) Have you ever been scared in a relationship?: No.
488.) Have you ever dated someone just to make someone else jealous?: No.
489.) Have you ever been in a relationship with a control freak?: No.
490.) If you had a choice of a nite out with any person in the world who would it be?:

rita.
491.) If you found out you had one month left to live, and you had never been

kissed...who would you share your first(last) kiss with?: Rita
492.) Have you ever made too much of a friendship with a person that even thought you

wanted to date them you couldn't?: yes.
493.) If one of the most beautiful/handsome girls/guys in the school came up and asked

you to the dance would you say yes if you knew your friend was planning on asking them

already?: no... but i know someone whos done something like that to me
494.) If a girl/boy asked you out that you had liked for a long time but you were

already dating someone would you say yes?: No.
495.) Would you defy your family and friends for that ONE?: yes.. maybe not friends
496.) Would you risk your life or give it to save HIM/HER?: risk yes.. idk about give
497.) Would you give up all of your money and everything you owned to be with them?:

yeah
498.) Would you ever give up all your possesions for ONE day with that special one?:

...
499.) What wouldn't you give up for that one?: ...
500.) What does LOVE mean to you?: A lot.

What was the last...

501.) Survey you read before this one?: I forget, I've been doing this damned thing for

so long.
502.) CD you listened to all the way through?: Sublimes self titled.
503.) Song you heard?: bitches by MSI
504.) Time you took a bath?: bath??? idk
505.) Word you typed?: idk
506.) Person you talked to on the phone?: Chris and tracy and tia.
507.) Person you talked to online?: Cameron.
508.) Food you ate?: piza bagels
509.) Word you said aloud?: aloud
510.) Time you took time out for yourself?: what.
511.) Time your head hurt?: today.
512.) Thought you thought?: MSI lyrics.
513.) Person you wished would die?: huh
514.) Time you screamed?: in pauls pool
515.) Good movie you saw?: jay and silent bob.
516.) Time you yelled at someone?: see above
517.) Alien you saw?: poop?
518.) Homework assignment you did?: I forget.
519.) Piece of paper you ate?: I dunno.
520.) Time you said "I love you"?: a week or so ago
521.) Time you did something you enjoyed?: today
522.) Drink you drank?: pepsi.
523.) Sport you played?: marco polo???.
524.) Time you attended a place of faith?: No idea.
525.) Illness you had?: Idk.
526.) Joke you told?: I dunno.
527.) Scar you recieved?: huh?.
528.) Scare you got?: huh?
529.) Game you played?: SCII.
530.) Time you got angry?: A few hours ago.
531.) Ill word you said?: huh?.
532.) Time you held your tounge?: A while ago.
533.) Time you made fun of someone?: huh?
534.) Time you were mean to someone younger then you?: I dunno, probably today.
535.) Plan you made that fell through?: idk.
536.) Piece of music you played?:huh?.
537.) City you visited?: huh?
538.) Time you hid from someone?: I dunno.
539.) Time you had something go terribly wrong?: I dunno.
540.) You walked where you didn't belong?: huh?
541.) You wished you could go back in time?: huh
542.) Time someone's eyes pierced you?: Hm.
543.) Time someone asked you if you believed?: I don't know.
544.) Time you had to lead?: ?
545.) Book you read?: lotr rotk
546.) Fantasy you had?: huh?
547.) Time you were scolded?: today
548.) Time you overcame something?: today
549.) Time you wished you were innocent?: ?
550.) Music video you watched?: probot shake your blood
551.) TV show you watched?: lupin III
552.) Thing you did with your family?: hmmm
553.) Mean thing you did?: idk
554.) Thing you saw that was beautiful?: huh?
555.) Time you stood for something?: huh?
556.) Time you just wanted to blend in?: like never
557.) Time you tried to stand out?: huh
558.) Time you did something sneaky?: idk
559.) Day you spent alone?: like 2 or 3 days ago
560.) Time you missed someone?: today
561.) Time you got caught?: ?
562.) Place you slept at?: home
563.) Time you slept in school?: 2nd to last day
564.) Time you made a sacrafice?: ?
565.) Time you danced?: d;lkj;lk
566.) Thing you improved?: myself
567.) Thing you changed about yourself?: my hair??
568.) Stupid thing you said?: something
569.) Stupid thing you thought?: something i just thought
570.) Time you talked-back?: huh
571.) Time you were punished?: never hahah
572.) Time you were whipped?: !!! a month or so ago
573.) Animal you played with?: huh? cameron?
574.) Odd thing you ate?: cameron stuffed his arm in my mouth
575.) Restraunt you went too?: brighams?
576.) Thing YOU payed for?: brighams?
577.) Chat room you visited?: idk
578.) Website you viewed?: livejournal
579.) Useful thing you learned?: nothing
580.) Time you brushed someone off?: huh
581.) Sacrafice you made?: a
582.) Metaphor you made?: d
583.) Moment you missed?: idk
584.) Time you said "womb"?: today
585.) Time you liberated your will?: ??
586.) Thing you severed?: a branch from a tree
587.) Time you held someone down?: today
588.) Time you wished for a peaceful moment?: huh?
589.) Time you were hostile?: today when i was battling
590.) Time you saw someone for who they were?: today
591.) Poision you ate?: no?
592.) You missed something obvious?: idk
593.) You were looked down upon?: a day or so ago
594.) You saw behind the eyes of a fallen angel?: what
595.) You forgave someone?: chris
596.) You let go?: poop?
597.) Time someone called you a name?: today.
598.) Time you sang in the shower?: Yesterday.
599.) Time you wrote a real letter?: long ago.
600.) Time you were sleepless and unable to focus?: assss.

What's your favorite
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601.) Name?: Beatrix
602.) Word?: Bitch
603.) Food?: Porkchops
604.) CD?: SUblimes self titled
605.) Thought?: being loved
606.) Fantasy?: idk
607.) Sport?: marco polo?
608.) House?: huh?
609.) Animal?: fox
610.) Book?: lotr
611.) Toy?: stretch armstrong?
612.) Computer?: Sony vaio
613.) State?: California
614.) Mood?: happy
615.) Color?: Red
616.) Survey?: what?
617.) Class?: lunch
618.) Magazine?: circus
619.) Quote?: anything i sed bitches
620.) Video Game?: Morrowind probably
621.) Board Game?: monopoly
622.) TV Show?: Seinfeld
623.) Movie?: Jay and silent bob Strike back probably
624.) Website?: Entensity.net
625.) Piece of Art?: me
626.) Type of pizza?: meat lovers \m/
627.) Religion?: Confucianism
628.) Country?: Ireland
629.) Resurant?: Outback
630.) Catch-Phrase?: anything i sed bitches
631.) Trinket?: trinket? wtf is trinket
632.) Oxymoron?: huh?
633.) Joke?: anything i sed bitches
634.) Hand?: wtf
635.) Finger?: ring finger
636.) Yard?: ?
637.) Relative's House?: my aunts hoouse cuz of the pool
638.) Pool?: ^
639.) Chat Program?: aim?
640.) Commercial?: the sealab/aqua teen vol. 2 dvd commercial
641.) Radio Station?: waaf
642.) Love Song?: a lot
643.) Couch?: mine
644.) Store?: spencers
645.) Mall?: Burlington bitches
646.) Tape?: duck/t
647.) Drink?: ice tea
648.) Holiday?: Christmas
649.) Music Program?: Musicmattch ????
650.) Chair?: my rolly chair
651.) Military Agency?: Marines
652.) Cult?: Adamism
653.) President?: Lincoln bitches
654.) Place to hang out?: my house or burlington mall
655.) Place to sleep?: here
656.) Place to think?: here
657.) Way to sleep?: side
658.) Time?: idk
659.) Meal of the day?: lunch
660.) Ancient Culture?: feudal japan?
661.) Flower?: rose
662.) Street?: pleasantview ave
663.) Car?: Aston Martin V12 Vanquish
664.) Wepon?: meh... sword????
665.) Thing about yourself?: my cheeks.. the ladies love em
666.) EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL teddy bear?: me bitches
667.) Backwards word?: bob hahaha racecar hahah a santa at nasa hahah
668.) Childrens Story?: poop?
669.) Political Party?: who cares
670.) Radio Announcer?: Mistress carrie
671.) Disney Cartoon?: alice in wonderland
672.) Childrens Show?: idk
673.) Inspiration?: what!?
674.) Hobbie?: video games
675.) Poem?: i dont like poems
676.) Instrument?: guitar
677.) Fruit?: peach
678.) Vegtable?: carrot
679.) Timepiece?: wristwatch?
680.) Hospital?: whidde
681.) Music Store?: idk
682.) Online Store?: idk
683.) CD Booklet?: wtf is that?
684.) Shape?: octagon
685.) Sound?: meh
686.) Residue?: WHAT THE FUCK!?
687.) Smell?: roses
688.) Dance?: fuck that
689.) Moral?: huh?
690.) Villan?: idk
691.) Hero?: gambit or batman
692.) Singer?: robert plant or freddy mercury
693.) Cereal?: crunch berries
694.) Breakfast food?: bacon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
695.) Seafood?: sushi
696.) Poster?: my huge kurt one
697.) Theatre?: palladium?
698.) Murder Method?: ohohohohoh devilish laugh
699.) Wallpaper?: who cares
700.) Scary Movie?: the ring

Have you ever? Would you ever?
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701.) Have you ever ate squid?: no
702.) Have you ever forgotten to wash your hands after using the restroom?: yes ⌐⌐=
703.) Have you ever over-dressed for a party?: no
704.) Have you ever done anything illegal?: yeah
705.) Have you ever drunk achohol?: just a sip
706.) Have you ever smoked?: no
707.) Have you ever done drugs?: no
708.) Have you ever cheated on a test?:no
709.) Have you ever kissed and told?: ??
710.) Have you ever skinny-dipped?: no
711.) Have you ever killed an animal?: NO
712.) Have you ever lied?: yeah||yeah
713.) Have you ever been mean to a sibling?: yeah
714.) Have you ever talked in third person?: yea
715.) Have you ever started a dance line?: nope
716.) Have you ever hit on someone out of your leauge?: yeah
717.) Have you ever used a pickup line?: not seriously
718.) Have you ever ran a red light?: i dont drive yet... STOP RUBBING IT IN!!!!
719.) Have you ever walked around your house naked?: no
720.) Have you ever skipped somewhere?: yeah
721.) Have you ever been out of breath after running up a simple flight of stairs?:

yeah
722.) Have you ever snorted when laughing?: purposely
723.) Have you ever smacked someone older then you?: yeah
724.) Have you ever argued with an "elder"?: yeah
725.) Have you ever tripped someon in the halls?:no
726.) Have you ever been mean to someone because of one of their opnions?: no
727.) Have you ever rocked a joint?: !!! no?
728.) Have you ever thought that you could teach a class better then the teacher?: yeah
729.) Have you ever woken someone up on purpose by asking "Are you awake?"?: no
730.) Have you ever played the fool so people would think you were cool?: no
731.) Have you ever been embarressed by your parents?: yeah
732.) Have you ever fired a gun?: yeah
733.) Have you ever passed up a hug?: no
734.) Have you ever sung a song too loudly when you were listening to your CD Player

and had people stare at you?: yeah haha
735.) Have you ever used "ghetto slang"?: as a joke dawg
736.) Have you ever told an offensive joke?: not to offend anyone
737.) Have you ever yelled at an inatimate object?: yeah
738.) Have you ever sang a love song to that special someone?: no thats lame and

cheesey
739.) Have you ever gambled?: yeah
740.) Have you ever played mean tricks on a substitute?: no
741.) Have you ever hummed music to a video game?: yeah.. zelda bitches
742.) Have you ever wished you were a video game character?: ^
743.) Have you ever broken a bone?: yeah
744.) Have you ever sang "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" in the shower?: no
745.) Have you ever acted like you were reading a book just to impress someone?: no
746.) Have you ever blamed something you did on your dog?: no
747.) Have you ever danced to a BSB/NSYNC song?: nah
748.) Have you ever stayed awake and listend to someone near you breathe?:yeah
749.) Have you ever pretended you were a secret angent on a dangerous mission...in

public?: yeah
750.) Have you ever swam in the pool while it was raining?: yeah its fun
751.) Have you ever taken a bath with a pet?: no
752.) Have you ever sleepwalked?: no
753.) Have you ever read a book and wished you were like the protagonist?: no
754.) Have you ever gotten obsessed over something?: yeah
755.) Have you ever faked being able to play an instrument?: yeah
756.) Have you ever been staring at someone attractive and then they notice you

staring?: yeahhaha
757.) Have you ever made up the words to a song just because everyone else was singing

it aloud and correct?: no
758.) Have you ever written a piece of music?: no
759.) Have you ever wished you had written a piece of music?: yeah
760.) Have you ever wished you were immortal?: yeah
761.) Have you ever wished you were a fantasy creature?: yeah
762.) Have you ever wished something "tragically romantic" would happen to you?: yeah

T_T
763.) Have you ever wanted to crush someone utterly?: hahahahah
764.) Have you ever wanted to die?: no
765.) Have you ever watched a horror movie and then been to afraid to sleep in a room

alone?: no
766.) Have you ever listend to a piece of orchastral music and said "OOH, pretty!"?: no
767.) Have you ever wanted to be utterly alone?: hells no
768.) Have you ever doubted you faith?: ..?..
769.) Have you ever written a survey?: no
770.) Have you ever slid down stairs on purpose?: haHA
771.) Have you ever faked being sick to skip school?: yeah
772.) Have you ever faked having to go to the bathroom REALLY bad just to get out of

class?: yeah haha
773.) Have you ever wished you were named something else?: yes
774.) Have you ever declared your name something else and aswered only to that?: yes
775.) Have you ever cut your hair with scissors in rage?: yeah...
776.) Have you ever cried at a piece of music?: yes i think
777.) Have you ever counted to one-billion?: no
778.) Have you ever had a war with a few toys you had?:yeah
779.) Have you ever said "In accordance with prophecy" after saying something?: yes
780.) Have you ever said "Would you like fries with that?": yes
781.) Have you ever said your lunch number anyplace besides the cafeteria?: wtf is a

lunch number?
782.) Have you ever screamed "THE LIGHT, THE LIGHT!" whenever you woke up in the

morning?: no.. but i will
783.) Have you ever been afraid of the dark at nite?: no
784.) Have you ever gotten in a fight with yourself?: yes
785.) Have you ever screamed "INFIDEL!" at someone for fun?: HELL YEAH
786.) Have you ever burped at the dinner table?: yeah
787.) Have you ever farted in the middle of class?: no
788.) Have you ever gotten into an argument with a teacher?: yeah
789.) Have you ever kissed someone?: wtf of course u asked me what my first kiss was

like
790.) Have you ever fallen asleep in church?: no
791.) Have you ever pro-created?: ?
792.) Have you ever screamed "THE DEVIL!" at someone?: no
793.) Have you ever made a huge scene of falling down?: yeah
794.) Have you ever been in a fight?: u already asked me
795.) Have you ever questioned youself?: yeah
796.) Have you ever broken a promise?: not anything serious
797.) Have you ever felt deja-vu?: very funny
798.) Have you ever kissed an animal?: so this is all one big scheme to make me feel

like im experiencing deja-vu.. very clever Mr. Survey
799.) Have you ever forced someone to listen to a cd or song?: hmm
800.) Have you ever prayed for something bad?: no

+++++++++
+Friends+
+++++++++
(note: you can't say yourself)

801.) Which one of your friends is the funniest?: wong
802.) Which one is the loudest?: cameron
803.) Which one is the quitest assumong you mean quiet... idk
804.) Which one is the silliest?: isnt that like funny?
805.) Which one is the easiest to anger?: paul
806.) Which one has the most patience?: ?
807.) Which one is the natural leader?:
808.) Which one comes up with the stupidest plans?: nev definitely
809.) Which one reads the most?: stef
810.) Which is the most musically talented?: my brother
811.) Which one is the grumpiest?: paul
812.) Which one is the most sarcastic?: idk
813.) Which one is the sportiest?: sports bra?
814.) Which one is the weakest?: haha wong is sensetive
815.) Which one is the prettiest?: Rita, or tracy haha
816.) Which one is the chick/boy magnet?: chris
817.) Which one will eat anything?: cameron
818.) Which one likes movies most?: stef
819.) Which one likes music most?: everyone
820.) Which one pretends the most?: chris
821.) Which one has the best imagination?: (i wish i could say me!!!) nev or chris
822.) Which one laughs the most?: chris laughs at anthing same with cameron
823.) Which one has the best grin?: idk
824.) Which one dresses best?: idk
825.) Which one has the coolest house?: nev
826.) Which one throws the best parties?: ..
827.) Which one is the most deppressed?: ?
828.) Which one is the most romantic?: ?
829.) Which one is ruggedly-handsome?: no one
830.) Which one will always be there for you?: chris nev rita and tracy
831.) Which one can you tell anything too?: ^
832.) Which one lies the most?: idk
833.) Which one keeps the best secrets?: lexy
834.) Which one is the most fickle?: what?
835.) Which one is the most emotional?: ?
836.) Which one acts the most like the opposite sex?: t-font
837.) Which one is the most intrested in the opposite sex?: chris.. da ladies man(hehe

interested is spelled wrong)
838.) Which one plays the most video games?: paul or nev
839.) Which one has the best voice?: singing??? idk
840.) Which one knows the most usless trivia?: t- font
841.) Which one can be the most annoying?: nev
842.) Which one can be the meanest?: hmm
843.) Which one can be the sweetest?: rita
844.) Which one is a little "odd"?: like everyone
845.) Which one never thinks for themselves?: ?
846.) Which one leaves the most?: CAMERON!
847.) Which one goes on the most vacations?: idk
848.) Which one has the most exotic tastes?: chris??? haha exotic haha asian
849.) Which one cancels everything at the last minute?: idk
850.) Which one goes to the most concerts?: tommy or lexy
851.) Which one is the "coolest"?: paul..ooooh yeah
852.) Which one has saved your life?: no one.. worthless bitches( jk lolzz)
853.) Which one has the best personality?: idk
854.) Which one cusses the most?: andrew
855.) Which one breaks their resolutions the most?: what?
856.) Which one is a trend-starter?: ?
857.) Which one is a trend-follower?: ?
858.) Which one acts the most childish?: cameron
859.) Which one looks the most like an alien?: haha ^
860.) Which one has the coolest tastes?: idk
861.) Which one can jump the highest?: wong
862.) Which one defies authority the most?: andrew
863.) Which one worries the most?: idk
864.) Which one has the coolest parents?: hmm nev probably
865.) Which one has the best pool?: paul(the only pool)
866.) Which one makes the funniest faces?: cam
867.) Which one is the most religious?: no one
868.) Which one is the least religious?: idk
869.) Which one is the most blasphemous?: (damn)idk
870.) Which one can be the creepiest?: cameron
871.) Which one makes the most threats?: wong
872.) Which one is the most morbid?: nev
873.) Which one always says what their thinking?: cameron(direct syndrome)
874.) Which one knows how you tick?: hmm wong
875.) Which one is the most honorable?: idk
876.) Which one has the best stories?: nev
877.) Which one is a heart-breaker?: chris
878.) Which one's heart aches the most?: tracy?
879.) Which one is never satisfied?: hm
880.) Which one has big plans for life?: hmm
881.) Which one cheers you up the most?: chris or tracy
882.) Which one is the sappiest?: chris
883.) Which one acts a druggie?: (shouldnt there be a "like" somewhere in there?) rita

or tommy
884.) Which one takes the forgive?wtf does that mean
885.) Which one takes offense easiest?: nev?
886.) Which one is the most offensive?: paul
887.) Which one gets in the most fights?: hmm
888.) Which one holds grudges?: idk
889.) Which one has the best hair?: ?
890.) Which one is alone the most?: ?
891.) Which one writes the most surveys?: no one
892.) Which one denies the obvious?: no one
893.) Which one sings the most?: idk
894.) Which one is the most fun on trips?: these questions are too numerous
895.) Which one gives the advice?: ^
896.) Which one has no common sense?: ^
897.) Which one will never give up?: ^
898.) Which one gets frustrated the most?:^
899.) Which one cries the most?: ^
900.) Which one do you know will be your friend forever?: a lot

DEEP THOUGHTS

901.) Can something be honorable and still be bad?: yeah
902.) If you had one day left to live where would you go?: hmm
903.) If you had one day left to live who would you say goodbye too?: id try to say it to everyone
904.) If you had one day left to live who would you say "I love you" too?: rita
905.) If you could kill someone you hated with no consequence and no one would ever

know, would you?: yes...
906.) If your mom and dad were falling off a cliff and you could only save one, and the

other would die, who would you save?: ... thats depressing
907.) Do you believe that everyone has a certian ONE for them somewhere?: yes
908.) Do you believe in love at first sight?: no
909.) Do you believe in God?: sure
910.) Do you believe that any one person is purley good or purley evil?: sure
911.) If you could go back in time and kill Hitler or Stalin, would you kill one man to

save millions?: if i say i wouldnt kill hitler id be a "nazi" so yeah
912.) If you could be President for 2 years, would you take it?: no
913.) If God gave you a week in which you could do ANYTHING you wanted and it wouldn't

matter, or count against you, and he wouldn't care...what would you do?: hmm.. kill this person... randomly sayor do very mean/ evil things.. rob a bank just for fun then take like 2000 and give the rest away.. wow... that'd be cool
914.) What is one person who is dead that you wish you could bring back to say

"Goodbye" too?: my Grandpa
915.) If you could erradicate one animal on this earth what would it be?: FUCKIN MOSQUITOS!!!
916.) What is one song you wish you had written?: hmm
917.) If you could live anywhere, where would it be?: in space?
918.) If you could be immortal would you choose to be?: i dont know
919.) If you had to go into hiding in a foriegn country, which would you choose?: ireland?
920.) How much money would it take to leave your friends and never see them again?: more then $32132165496587652432132132132132416342516453564456624516645564532614566545163542165435645463625416354564546565136521656564463526143624465451362451634556445654646654466545466554476945876459668574965854365421563215352156324516345261453261454362446635452656365445655464+653564+566534+625345423+256564+654548+6546+6544+6567749+655644654243654654653465465465465465464524623545647656542434546786546546325434566754654432653446549685342635454676546534654766552464556465446354786545654567695454635445686958476545676854999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987987989999999999999999999999999999999999999999999998888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888855555555555555555555555555555555555554444444444444444444444468888888888888888888888888888888886513285654654786584654874654874
921.) What would if take for you to kill someone?: hmm
922.) Do you own anything that you would never give up or sell?: not really
923.) What would you do if you found out you had a brother/sister living in China right

now?: id be like"HOLY SHIT I HAVE A BROTHER/SISYER LICING IN CHINA RIGHT NOW!"
924.) If you could choose to have the ability that whenever you touched something it

would turn to gold would you take it?: no
925.) If you had to stay in one class for all eternity what class would it be?: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
926.) If you knew you were going to hell for sure, what would you do diffrent with your

continuing years?: wait.. i'm already going??? id be miserable for the rest of my life
927.) If you could erase one thing from your memory forever what would it be?:
928.) What is your biggest regret?:
929.) Who is your worst enemy?: i dont really have one
930.) If you could be anyone else, who would you be?: me
931.) What would you think and do if you woke up in the morning to find all of your

family and all of your friends gone, vanished without a trace?: probably kill myself
932.) What's one thing you wished you had done in the past?: hm
933.) If you could remain a child forever, would you do it?: a child?? like 7? no
934.) What is your worst fear?: number 931
935.) What is your dream?: idk
936.) What would be the worst torture?: hmm
937.) If you could time travel, what time would you go to?: back in time to change stuf.. like not cutting my hair.. brishing my teeth more not riding my bike down that hill getting more excercise meeting people earlier .. a lot of things
938.) If you could be the best at something, what would it be?: idk
939.) What was one of the worst moments in your life?: hmmm
940.) Does free-will really exist?: idk
941.) If you had one wish what would you wish for? i cant say..
942.) Do you believe in extraterrestrials?: sure.. if the universe is indeed infinite.. then there is no way that we are the only planet with life
943.) Do you believe in alternate dimensions?: hmmm
944.) Do you believe the government keeps dark secrets?: thats a load of poppycock
945.) What do you think your shadow is?: the space where you are blocking out the light from hitting the ground
946.) what is more important the needs of the many of the needs of the few?: what?
947.) Do you ever feel there has to be something else out there, something that your

life needs and is missing?: yes
948.) Do you believe in love?: of course
949.) Do you see the parabola?: in algebra class yes
950.) Do you feel the schism?: a schism is not a feeling it is a split in the church
(yes i know parabola and schism are tool songs. i pointed that out in class when the teachers asked what a schism/parabola was haha)
951.) Is it possible that we are all insane?: ?
952.) Is it possible we are all damned from birth?: what?
953.) Is it possible that everyone sees diffrent colors and we only think they are the

same because they have been taught that it is so?: who said that?
954.) Do you believe you are only as valuable as others say you are?: no
955.) Where do you think space ends?: see 942
956.) Can your heart burst from love?: hmm sure
957.) How was the earth created?: probably the big bang theory
958.) Why are we all here?: to reproduce and continue our species
959.) Why can't penguins fly?: they do fly. just underwater
960.) Why when we talk to God are we said to be praying, but when God talks to us we

are said to be schizophrenic?: who said that?
961.) Do you belive murder can be justified?: hmm
962.) What's worse Death or Life Long Solitary Confinment?: i dont know
963.) Do you belive anyone is ever worthless?: yes..
964.) Do you think the complexities and hardships love bring make it even worth it?: yes
965.) Do you think it's possible to use more then 11% of our brain?: probably not
966.) Do you belive evil deeds are ever justified?: sure
967.) Why do humans always scavange to find what makes them supreme in design?: because
968.) Why must humans constantly be entertained?: cuz then u get bored
969.) What are dreams made of?: thoughts maybe?
970.) Why feed, fearing you will fall? wtf does that mean
971.) If penut oil is made from penuts, and lemon oil is made from lemons, what is baby

oil made from?: idk ..
972.) Why can something be so clear in our minds but when we try to express it in words

it comes out as jibberish?: that is annoying
973.) Must you tempt me and provoke the ministry?: what?
974.) Do you belive in reincarnation?: i dont know
975.) Do you belive in the devil?: ^
976.) Can world peace ever be achieved?: no.. its animal instinct to fight
977.) What killed the dinosaurs?: what am i god??? NO im just jesus.. sheesh...
978.) What makes a man sacrafice himself to save his family?: love?
979.) What makes bees fly?: wtf?? WINGS
980.) What gives trees the intelligence to push sap up in the spring and draw it back

in the fall?: intelligence?? thats like saying it takes intelligence to breathe
981.) Is there such a thing as freedom, or is it just another way of saying death?: what?
982.) Would you ever sell your soul?: no
983.) Would you ever give up your self-esteem?: no
984.) Do you belive you should turn the other cheek?: yes if it will prevent you from getting into a worthless fight
985.) Should humans be cloned?: why not?
986.) Are those who forget history doomed to repeat it, or is it just a saying?:huh?
987.) Where does inspiration come from?: those who inspire you
988.) Should you ever test your morals?: ?
989.) If you had to make a choice would you rather be deaf, dumb, or blind?: dumb? like stupid? idk
990.) Can the human hand ever draw a perfect circle?: i dont know
991.) Is abortion right?: not in my eyes but do what you want
992.) What is at the center of the earth?: the solid core..
993.) Why are children expected to be adults only when it suits those in control?: ?
994.) Why are humans so naturally alone?: ?
995.) Why are so many horrible evil things done in the name of something holy?: cuz people take faith way too far
996.) Why is life hard?: cuz its a bitch
997.) Why can the mind not handle the infinite?: ?
998.) Why is the sky blue?: why do u wxpect me to know this?
999.) Why?: go to hell
1,000.) What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?: 42

dang... that was long
started at 808
done at 1138