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[corpusdei]

Holy christfuck on a pogo stick. Now this worries me. Before we get to the meat of this, a little backstory. Years ago, Jocelyn Wildenstein found her billionaire husband in bed with another woman. Big suprise. So she went out and had a little plastic surgery done to see if she could make herself a little more attractive, and win her husband

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[laurenwg]

..That's just scary. And sad.

[theauthoress]

yeah, another lj friend posted this one, and I'll tell you what I told her:

This woman looks like Vincent from Beauty and the Beast.. only worse.

[celtikokopelli]

Ok. Somebody call the surgeon general of Beverly Hills. Or Bruce Campbell. Or Snake Pliskin.