Oh, by the way, apparently the tsunami was caused by the US detonating a nuclear weapon. This, also, is obviously Bush's fault.

Is anyone else getting tired of hearing about the tsunami or is it just me? Yes, a lot (and I mean a lot, isn't the body count getting close to 150,000?) of people died. But here's a nifty little nasty truth that I keep in mind. I care about them exactly as much as they care about me. Which is none. Now I'm not a completly cold, cruel and ( Read more... )

Now I know that many of you, dear readers, maintain faith in a god of some sort. For those of you who do, who put your faith in him (or her), I have a question. I promise that I won't challenge, scorn or otherwise do the things I normally do, but I was hoping you could tell me this: How do you balance your belief in this god and still accept ( Read more... )

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One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance. The acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students ( Read more... )

A tale is told about a small town that had historically been "dry," but then a local businessman decided to build a tavern. A group of Christians from a local church were concerned and planned an all-night prayer meeting to ask God to intervene ( Read more... )

I am a second-hand citizen, reveling in providing second-hand smoke ( Read more... )

Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their saliva that works like new, improved Wisk. It dislodges the dirt where it hides and whisks it away. I've spent most of my life believing this folklore. Like most blind believers, I've been able to discount all ( Read more... )

I've got a question ( Read more... )

-If anyone disagrees with you, they are a "Democrat ( Read more... )