Good show tonight bla bla bla, had fun, I'm a ninja, my blonde hair is uber-hot destroyer ninja, I'm a ninja, going to bed.

yeeeeeeeeeeee, my hair looks fucking uber-sweet. chicks will be fucking falling all over me and shit.

Not that they don't already.

I was talking to someone on MSN and I realized that they are totally fucking lame. Here's the extent of it. (Note it doesn't show it but he has the symbol for hearts around his gf's name ( Read more... )

People just can't get enough of me. I'm like a drug people crave. They're all like "Oh there's Corey! Let's go surround him and get him to notice us" and I'm all like "Yo, let's get fucking naked cuz I'm like a drug bitches!" The first ones like totally free but then you pay and shit man :p ( Read more... )

I find it slightly ironic how in February it's Black history awareness month in which we are told that we are all bad white people for having enslaved their race. Then we get March which is anti-racist awareness month in which we are told that everyone is equal. Then for the rest of the year people crack racist jokes and don't even think about it. ( Read more... )

Everyone send me all the super-hot and uber-hot pix of me that they have. I lost all of mine when my comp crashed.

I had a dream last night that I was the leader of a terrorist cell operating in Canada. For whatever reason my group blew up a big building full of children. Afterwhich I went to the funeral and I was watching all the parents crying and I couldn't stop laughing. Then people were having secret interviews with me for their respective news ( Read more... )

Last night was fucked up. I asked my mom for money to go to the movies so I could get money to drink.She gave me money but I told her I was meeting people there and taking the bus up. So she asked what time the movie started and stupid me told her in like a half-hour. Then she was all "Well I have shit to grab so I'll give you a ride down" and then ( Read more... )

I wouldn't have even mentioned this but mark took the cowards way out.

Earlier I played Mark a game of Tactics Arena Online. Just before I landed the finishing blow of the game he quit it and then turned his MSN either off or on invisible mode.

COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol just joking Mark, it was a good game.

I just thought of something ( Read more... )