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[corrupted_steel]

Oh shit.

Biggest headache in years and I wake up an' -

I'm dead. That's a wall. There's supposed to be someone - oh no no no no no -

[screened from AU!Envy || Unhackable]

Okay, 'fess up, who the hell 'rescued' Envy? Don't make me go and find out. 'cause it's not going to be pretty. At all.

An' if you're not whoever it is...any advice on how to, uh,

Comments

[Screened to Ed]

[maespride4ever]

I wasn't the one who... "rescued" him, is the phrase you used. I'm not going anywhere near that brat any time soon if I can help it.

But if he's the one you're trying to calm down, I'd try threatening to dump a bucket of ice water on him. At least, that always used to work for me when the one from my world got out of hand.

[Screened to Maes]

[corrupted_steel]

I highly doubt you'd be the one to do it, if ever.

Ice water...? But why? What happens to him?

[Screened to Ed]

[maespride4ever]

Well, this might be just where I come from, but large amounts of freezing water and ice cause him extreme pain. Make it cold enough, and it actually wears away at the Philosopher's Stone at his core.

[Screened to Maes]

[corrupted_steel]

It...does?

I don't want to cause him any more pain that necessary, and if the Stone at his core wears away there is no way to replenish it here.

But it should stop him for a minute. Or ten...

[sins_rebellion]

Ed. There you are. Looks like you know what you've got coming. It's not a very big place.

[voice reply]

[corrupted_steel]

[There is a sharp intake of breath - ]

When I get my hands on whoever -

Oh. Yeah, right. [snort] Hide an' seek, huh?

[voice reply]

[sins_rebellion]

I doubt you'll be doing anything about it.

Try to make it a challenge, hm?