Four out of seven.

Just great.

Just as long no-one pulls Sloth in here, it's all good. Or Dante. If that happens though, I get first dibs on killing her, cuffs or no.

[marked as private, but isn't]
Why do the doors here have no locks? Pft, like locks would be useful, anyway, ultimate shield an' all - damnit. I'll keep him under lock and key if I have ( Read more... )

Fuckin' head hurts...ugh.

Lieutenant? Are you all right now? Sorry for getting...frisky.

Guy who helped us back to our room, whoever you are, uh, thanks.

[screened from AU!Envy |\ Unhackable]
AND YOU. GREED PERSON. HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ENVY?
[/screened]

[singing. loud, off-key singing, followed by a happy sigh]

Heh heh. What, I can so walk a straight line, you asshat -
[loud thump]

Ow. Oh shit, that was glass, ow - hey, look, light show -
[alchemical crackle of energy]

Well that was fast, hnn - that was a straight line, Pride, and you're the dumbass!

[loud thump again]
Whoops-a-daisy - hey look, why're ( Read more... )

All shot to hell.
All of it.

Just like...old times.

[sigh]

[Screened from AU!Riza || Unhackable]
Oi, Colonel, did you forget to feed your kitty or somethin'? 'cause she's whining for you, an' it's fucking annoying.
[/Screened]

Both Als. You doing fine? How's the automail surgery going, Al?

I...there was something over the communicators earlier, somethin ( Read more... )

[screened from AU!Al || Unhackable]
The new Alphonse Elric?

Okay. I will castrate whoever dares to touch him, talk to him, or even breathe on him with the least of impure intentions, capiche?
You all know how batshit insane Pride is, right? I'm much scarier, folks, take that as a warning. I will not take any chances with this Al. No no no no.
[/ ( Read more... )

- no respect. None at all!

[sound of something crashing against a wall]

Goddamnit! Why couldn't - why couldn't you fucking wait? Pulling someone when...when he had just -

[more crashing]

Well that increases my hate for this place tenfold. Huh.

[even more crashing; things being thrown around]

((OOC) Envy...Yil-Tria is trashed. Throwing temper tantrums, ( Read more... )

Hn.

Now I realize. He forgot my watch. Now where am I to put this lock of hair? Damn it, Pride. All - what do you mean - all right, I said I was sorry!

And yes. Alphonse Elric is dead, in case anyone still does not know, but you still have another one. Doesn't matter, anyway. I tried and failed and yes, you can laugh all you want.

[Screened to ( Read more... )

[fzzt]

[sounds as communicator is from far away]

I...you did promise, right? Dearest? You did, didn't you?
I promised too.

I did...I did tell everyone that if they died...

[giggling]

And we'll be together again, Alphonse. And I will never let you go.
...

[clap]
[crackle of energy, wind howls]

[screaming]
[and then silence.]

((OOC) Okay, so Pride just tried to ( Read more... )

...

...

you promised.

YOU PROMISED!!!

[running]

Al, Al, Al, Al, don't, don't - I swear to god I will bring you back if you, if you -

Al!

Don't die please don't don't don't

((OOC) He finds Al. Who is about to die. He's carrying Al as the evacuation starts.)

Goddamnit.

Regenerating hurts, you stupid little ball of what-the-fuck-ever you are.

All going down. And I'm turning into a little good boy, what the hell, helping the fallen. This shield, lovely shield, the maker I am indebted to. Envy? Al? Roy? Kitten dear? Lady Cirucci, sweet Luppi? Twin? You are safe, I assume. If I find your corpse I will ( Read more... )