Boy did I learn a lot today. I'm a fuggin dumbshit, whiney little pissfaced, snarky, bipolar bimbo ( Read more... )

I've only had one 'boyfriend' without four letters in his name.... Josh, Bran, Tony, Matt ( Read more... )

I need homemade pancakes...
...homemade buttermilk pancakes...
...homemade buttermilk banana pancakes...
...homemade buttermilk banana-blueberry pancakes...

Mmm, sex. :D

Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band ( Read more... )

So 'The Descent' was very entertaining! If you like cheap thrills and crazy bitches gone Carrie status, go see it, darlings ( Read more... )

Thinking about the concerts I've seen ( Read more... )

So, life's a total flashkick and I've rediscovered this for the umpteenmillionth time this year.

David Bowie tickles my loins.

And this:

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who could ask for more?"

Went to a Sexy Zombie party last night with Matt and Dick, was so amazing.

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the letter 'E'! [meme time]

Reply and I give you a letter which you have to post in your journal and five song titles beginning with that letter.

1. 'Eskimo' -- Damien Rice
2. 'El Paso' -- Marty Robbins
3. 'Express Yourself' -- Madonna
4. 'Eight Line Poem' -- David Bowie
5. 'Everybody Loves to Cha Cha Cha' -- Sam Cooke

Go! <3

by running the mouse back and forth over him is hilariously entertaining for at least half a minute of anyone's life. Well, fair tonight. 'Twas fun ( Read more... )