YER A WIZARD HARRY
And yer getting old, just like the rest of us.
First, as a EWE H/D diehard whose ship could not be sunk by that desperately terribad epilogue, the fact that JKR killed off Astoria and made Ginny real tired of Harry's shit sounds JUST LIKE EWE fanfic. I mean, serious though. I could however hear the Dramione shippers' squeal at "I'm being bossed around by Hermione Granger, and I like it." and I can't say that I blame any of you. Can we just join hands over the pile of material she gave us and giggle?
Next, Albus all up in Slytherin and Scorpius being a decent human! Yess! We called that shit! Albus Severus/Scorpius shippers cracked my shit up, but damn, kids. Y'all weren't far off. Still, I don't want to ship them as much as I love seeing them BFFs. (the bit about "we hug now?!" makes me want to see the kids getting dads to hug though. heeeee excuse my one-track mind plz.)
THIRD WHERE THE FUCK IS LUNA. WHERE.
Four, can we talk for a second about what an unpleasant asshole Hermione is when she's single and the Defense professor? I mean, I kind of love the idea of her as a fucked up Snape clone, considering that she was the bane of his existence, but really? She's single so she turns into a harridan? Bite me.
FIVES, NEEDS MOAR LUNA. Sorry, that was just three again, but I mean it, where the fuck is she?
Six, I want to talk about how great it is that Harry is not magically the best parent in the world, because this makes perfect sense. One of the (completely legitimate) bitches with the original series is that Harry turns out to be a super great kid even though he's spent his life being someone's punching bag and LIVING IN A CLOSET. I know there've been studies on the fact that some kids who grow up in adversity often develop this sort of substitute morality thing, but still, a longshot. So it's nice to see Harry say, listen, I'm pretty fucked up, me, and I'm trying to figure all of this out too. Of course by now he's had a while, but as the parent of a teenager myself (wtf) we're still figuring this shit out, and it's awesome that Harry is too. /rant
ummm. There's more, I know it. I may have to dig back in for another read. :D TALK TO ME, HAAAARRRRRY POOTTTTEEERRRRRRR. TELL ME YOUR SECRETS.
In the meantime, you've probably ALL seen this BUT:
First, as a EWE H/D diehard whose ship could not be sunk by that desperately terribad epilogue, the fact that JKR killed off Astoria and made Ginny real tired of Harry's shit sounds JUST LIKE EWE fanfic. I mean, serious though. I could however hear the Dramione shippers' squeal at "I'm being bossed around by Hermione Granger, and I like it." and I can't say that I blame any of you. Can we just join hands over the pile of material she gave us and giggle?
Next, Albus all up in Slytherin and Scorpius being a decent human! Yess! We called that shit! Albus Severus/Scorpius shippers cracked my shit up, but damn, kids. Y'all weren't far off. Still, I don't want to ship them as much as I love seeing them BFFs. (the bit about "we hug now?!" makes me want to see the kids getting dads to hug though. heeeee excuse my one-track mind plz.)
THIRD WHERE THE FUCK IS LUNA. WHERE.
Four, can we talk for a second about what an unpleasant asshole Hermione is when she's single and the Defense professor? I mean, I kind of love the idea of her as a fucked up Snape clone, considering that she was the bane of his existence, but really? She's single so she turns into a harridan? Bite me.
FIVES, NEEDS MOAR LUNA. Sorry, that was just three again, but I mean it, where the fuck is she?
Six, I want to talk about how great it is that Harry is not magically the best parent in the world, because this makes perfect sense. One of the (completely legitimate) bitches with the original series is that Harry turns out to be a super great kid even though he's spent his life being someone's punching bag and LIVING IN A CLOSET. I know there've been studies on the fact that some kids who grow up in adversity often develop this sort of substitute morality thing, but still, a longshot. So it's nice to see Harry say, listen, I'm pretty fucked up, me, and I'm trying to figure all of this out too. Of course by now he's had a while, but as the parent of a teenager myself (wtf) we're still figuring this shit out, and it's awesome that Harry is too. /rant
ummm. There's more, I know it. I may have to dig back in for another read. :D TALK TO ME, HAAAARRRRRY POOTTTTEEERRRRRRR. TELL ME YOUR SECRETS.
In the meantime, you've probably ALL seen this BUT:
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