(Route) [002]: Somehow, we survived. [audio/action for Cherrygrove City]

[corvus_veritas]

[One can hear throughout this audio post that Byrne's tired, slightly out of breath and, um...rather upset.]

Alright--I've finally made it to Cherrygrove with Locke. So someone please fill me in: what the hell is wrong with the wildlife around here? You can't look at a Rattata without it trying to chew your damn face off!

[...Did I mention Byrne is

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[video] most beautiful post ever owo

[miniworth]

[And this time, Byrne finally gets video from Miles, who is.... in said wilderness. But don't worry Byrne, to Miles the most dangerous thing was Kay herself, who had had a habit of visiting Miles through the window of his sixth-story hotel room.

Yeah.

Anyway, you finally get to see the shota's face appear on your feed.]

Not all Pokémon are that bad, you know.

[video] why thank you! ^^3

[corvus_veritas]

[That voice...? Byrne is mildly surprised to be seeing the Miles Edgeworth right now, and it shows in his expression. For a moment. Until he simply shakes his head to disagree with what the boy has said.]

If they stopped attacking me and trying to loot my things--[Brief accusing stare at Little Thief]--I might believe you.

[video]

[miniworth]

[It is at this moment, Byrne, that you might notice an eight-foot-tall tiger-lion-dog thing looming over Miles. Say hello to Pess the Arcanine.]

I've been here for four months, and I've seen more Pokémon than you. You should believe me.

[video]

[corvus_veritas]

[Oh Byrne notices, alright. If you can't tell by his sudden wide-eyed, OMFG YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET EATEN face.]

--W-wha--WHAT IS THAT?!

[video]

[bakaitoukid]

If you stop trying to think of it logically, it kinda starts to make sense.

[unlike the above sentence]

[video]

[corvus_veritas]

I guess the only way to stay sane here is just not thinking about how much it doesn't make sense?

[video]

[bakaitoukid]

Yep. [dryly]

Have you ever played a video game before?

[video] 1/3

[corvus_veritas]

Well... [Thinks for a moment.] Occasionally, but I never really had the time to. It was something Kay was interested in more than--

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[kings_thief]

[Locke's just chilling next to Byrne before he makes his post. However, something near the water's edge catches his attention.]

"Ummm..hey, Byrne, I'll be right back, don't go anywhere, ok?"

[He dashes off to explore, Rachel fast on his heels.]

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[kings_thief]

[After Byrne's done with his post Locke comes sauntering back, apokeball in hand.]

Ok...so, I caught this pokemon, kinda by accident. It looked like it was in trouble, so I wanted to check it out. Thing is...

[He releases the pokemon, a yellow duck-like thing that is clutching it's head in varying degrees of discomfort, it looks at Byrne curiously.]

...he still doesn't seem ok, he keeps holding his head like that..

[action]

[corvus_veritas]

[Byrne stares for about a good ten seconds at the strange-looking duck before he flips out the Pokedex.]

It's called a Psyduck, and...I guess they all do that. [Shows Pokedex info to Locke.]

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[kings_thief]

[Locke looks over the info and triesnot to laugh at Byrne's reaction to the duck...thing.]

Huh, I can't imagine having a constant headache, poor guy.

[He thinks for a moment.]

I think I'll name him Tyros.

[Locke pats Tyros before sending him back to the pokeball.]

[Video]

[10yen_idol]

-- you kept getting attacked by Rattata, too!? [Oh ffff those horrifyingly traumatic memories]

[video]

[corvus_veritas]

You too?

I swear, it must've happened every hour at least.

[Thanks to this, Byrne is never catching a damn Rattata. EVER.]

[video]

[10yen_idol]

Uuu... I wish I knew why they keep doing that! I've been here for months, and I still don't know!

[video]

[corvus_veritas]

I can't tell if there's just a whole army of them or they just keep trying again and again.

[video]

[islandshore]

[You think Rattatas are bad? Try the five foot Haunter floating around in the background of this feed or the six foot Charizard looking over Riku's shoulder.]

They're probably just defending their territory. Some are more aggressive than others; it really depends on the Pokémon. Plus, they usually calm down once you start training them.

[video]

[corvus_veritas]

What, is their territory the whole entire forest?--

[...And now excuse Byrne while he STARES IN TOTAL GAPING HORROR AT THAT CHARIZARD HOLY SHIT]

What is that behind you?

[video]

[islandshore]

Beats me.

[He shrugs, and the Charizard just... smirks. Smirks and shakes his head.]

That's Flare. He's one of my Pokémon.

[video]

[corvus_veritas]

What kind is he? [Staaaaaaares at Flare.]