well...

[cosmiccollision]

lets see... i got an application from fast forward(memorial city mall). im really cool with one of the managers and i have a friend on the inside who is putting in a good word for me with the manager. also one of my friends works in one of those stands in the center of all the stores(the one that puts pictures on shirts and caps and mugs ect.) so

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[top_ofourlungs]

omg whoever wrote all those chuck norris things is probably a little insane.. i mean 8 pages!! of like 90 "facts" per page!!!!

[cosmiccollision]

no it's like a public thing. anybody can submit.

[top_ofourlungs]

ohhhhhhh i seee have you submitted?

[cosmiccollision]

no. i havent come up with anything clever enough yet. there are some really idiotic facts that are not at all funny but i still want to come up with a good one. a lot of the facts talk about him roundhouse kicking things (haha). 2 of my favorite ones that i can find right now are.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
&
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

hahaha

[vibrant_x]

it seems like i've heard people bring up chuck norris lately. that's weird... it's like the kind of fame you don't want.

[cosmiccollision]

he should expect it, he's fuckin chuck to the norris. hhahaha i just remembered that he was on the movie dodgeball. and at the very end when ben stiller's character is all fat he says,"fuckin' chuck norris." best part of the movie.

[vibrant_x]

it makes me mighty sad that i don't remember that. i haven't seen that since it came out... sad sad sad.

[luhren]

Now I can stalk you more. I'll be there. Every day. As you work.

I saw that a few months ago, then 94.5 started using them, and I thought that was way lame, but I still love Mr. Norris.

Have you seen the Vin Diesel ones? EVEN BETTER.

IQ Description % of Population
130+ Very superior 2.2%
120-129 Superior 6.7%
110-119 High average 16.1%
90-109 Average 50%
80-89 Low average 16.1%
70-79 Borderline 6.7%
Below 7 Extremely low 2.2%

OOOH! YOU SO SMART TROY!

[cosmiccollision]

wow... was there something wrong with my test?

[luhren]

I took one and got a 157, soooo... Yeah, they're probably all different/have different scales.

[cosmiccollision]

freakn' smarty pants!!!

[top_ofourlungs]

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