It's MELTING!

[cosmicserpent]

Holy freaking shit... I cannot listen to this without losing my mind. She is just puking talking points.

"Maverick"
"Joe Six Pack"
"Hockey Mom"
"Eyerack!"

Donate to the right team unless you want a President Palin. Yikes.

DONATE DAMN IT!

Comments

[mandy_moon]

We've been counting- so far she's used the term "maverick" 8 times.

And don't get me started on "nukular"...I want to jab paintbrushes into my eardrums so I can't hear her say that anymore.

[cosmicserpent]

MAVERICK JOE SIX PACK HOCKEY MOM!!!

[komos]

But she got it right in her acceptance speech!

[cosmicserpent]

That's such a midwest thing that I don't even notice it. My favorite thing she did was say "I'm not going to answer your question, but I'm going to straight talk." WTFUCKINGHELL?!?!

[dosboof]

My brain hurts.

[cosmicserpent]

My liver feels that way.

[dosboof]

I drank an entire 6-pack (Joe 6-pack?) of Long Hammer IPA and resorted to sniffing my Sharpie from playing "Palin Bingo."

[trisloth]

Cathy is amazed you actually had time to sniff it between coloring all the boxes.

[flaquita]

I donated..again!

[scotjohn]

I hope someone prints the headline "Sarah Palin Agrees with Al Qaeda." She did there about that one thing, dontcha know. ;)