My mother is evil.

Mar 22, 2009 03:28

Tonight Last night, whatever forces of good will and fun descended upon our house, and my mother, my father, my sister and I all played Rock Band together. First time this has happened. The other day, I talked my mom into creating a Rock Band character, and a few weeks ago, I got my dad to create a Rock Band 2 character. Mom, I've only seen her do ( Read more... )

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Nancy, Nancy, Nancy... rspaulette March 22 2009, 19:10:00 UTC
I'm shaking my head in disappointment, and you wanna know why?

Two exclamation points on an already all-caps screamo-exclamation?!?

I have no sister.

(Seriously -- the post-card, "Wish you were here" phone call did its job, as I do indeed...)

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Re: Nancy, Nancy, Nancy... cosmob March 23 2009, 16:12:15 UTC
Whatever! I do what I want!

Or, if you'd prefer...

Do you think that's enough to convey the raw terror she must feel as a giant bowl of California Cornucopia Jubilee slithers towards her on all fours, its hellish maw...? she faces the prospect of simultaneously singing and playing fake guitar?

Yeah, I think the first option was better. I do what I want!

(Dude, we better be rockin' out a lot while you're here, 'cause... awesome.)

(Also, I have a disc I need to burn and send your way. Whoo!)

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Re: Nancy, Nancy, Nancy... rspaulette March 24 2009, 02:15:18 UTC
Ah, the California Cornucopia Jubilee is a reference that, I'm sure, will wake me at four am with its significance -- as, right now, it sounds awfully familiar, but I can't place it...

(I wanna say response to that call is something like "How can a bowl slither on all fours?", but Gods I still can't place it.)

The only thing that'd make your Cartman reference better would be if you spontaneously recited all the lyrics to Styx's "Come Sail Away," just by my mentioning the opening line.

"I'm sai-ling a-way..."

Mmmmm. Styx on Rock Band. There's never enough ideas for DLC, is there?

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Re: Nancy, Nancy, Nancy... cosmob March 24 2009, 02:39:33 UTC
(Your guessed response call is close. The way it goes is, something like, "Wait, wait, soup... soup on all fours?" "Yeah, what did you think, soup is a biped?" "You know, Crow, although I thought that Sweet Marie was your most richly drawn female character to date...." And it goes on from there.)

I don't know all the lyrics to Styx's "Come Sail Away;" my memory of the song is mostly you doing it on the Idol game, and there's nothing better than that. I don't suppose you'd accept me humming the tune?

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muries_friend March 23 2009, 20:20:09 UTC
*giggles*

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zardi March 24 2009, 01:53:59 UTC
Play Portal.

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rspaulette March 24 2009, 02:12:30 UTC
More than a year this command has been my Jiminy Cricket to Cosmo's Pinocchio. Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!

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cosmob March 24 2009, 02:25:47 UTC
I got confused watching that one *points up* play it; I didn't know what he was doing or what the point was or anything. And, really, when it gets more thinky than a Lego game, I make a much better spectator.

And, yes, I know that I am lame beyond belief. I consider it part of my charm.

Also? Hi! *waves*

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