I want to conquer the world! ~ Madonna

[cosmopolitanboi]

Got a lot of shit that I need to write about. Cause I will probably end up forgetting most of it. And the past few days have been too good to forget

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[charlottescrown]

Haha...toothpaste will help, only if you have a crushed up tylenol or advil in it...

[fanatik]

i am the staple gun king

[fixinthemix]

I am an UBER bitch to bois that don't fucking call me back and then try to be cute to me by grabbing my nipples. Wait a sec....HE was there?!?!

I didn't have ANYTHING to do Thursday night. Joe and I were bored and watching TV; I was off work for Easter shutdown. I wish I would have known you were all going out....

::sobs uncontrolably::