Everything you didn't know about Bermuda but were afraid to ask

[cossar]

A bit bored, so I decided to surf the net and find some stats and facts on the homeland for you. Don't force me to defend any of these stats, I just grabbed them from a couple web sites

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[pulsar6602]

Number of American military regiments preparing for upcoming War Against the Machines: 0
Number of Bermudian military regiments preparing for upcoming War Against the Machines: 1

That's not to say we don't also waste our time on other nonexistent threats, but hey, at least we have a general idea of who the bad guys are.

[cossar]

Right... I'd argue with you over this point, but I think that I'll use American military strategy instead, and respond to someone else entirely.

safe?

[missfee]

what about the amount of funny female bermudians vs. funny female americans? these are the statistics the people really want cossar!

Re: safe?

[cossar]

In a fight? Funny female Bermudians beat the funny female Americans (both of them).

The thing is, Bermudians are so astonishingly good looking that you're lucky we've bothered to become comprehensible at all. In many cases we haven't, hence "safe" and "fac, dun".

I think "SAFE?" is good-list-worthy.