Worst opening ever

Oct 28, 2005 12:54

And you thought the media in the US was bad? Here is the opening to a story from today's Royal Gazette (Bermuda's ONLY daily paper ( Read more... )

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missfee October 28 2005, 19:42:45 UTC
so are you saying you're going to be a space marine for halloween?

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cossar October 28 2005, 19:58:07 UTC
A mayonnaise-wielding space marine.

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aliwilliams October 28 2005, 20:09:50 UTC
Clearly, CLEARLY, now that we've had a space cowboys movie, we must now have a space pirates movie. So freaking cool.

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wmetoile October 28 2005, 21:24:51 UTC
we must now have a space pirates movie

Dude, what parts of Serenity did you fall asleep for? Oh, right. The parts where Mal is clothed.

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pulsar6602 October 29 2005, 02:16:51 UTC
that reminds me of a simpsons quote:
"the wars of tomorrow will be fought not on a battlefield, but in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. in any case they will be fought by robots. and as you leave here today your mission is clear: to build and maintain those robots"

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