Boats, Books, Bibles and Porn

[cossar]

One of the controversies while I was in Bermuda for Christmas break was the presence of a boat, the Logos II. This boat travels from port to port, country to country, selling books. Some were unhappy because this introduced some very low-priced competition to local Bermudian bookstores (who have a much higher overhead) in the crucial pre-Christmas

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[wmetoile]

1. Our art director's name is Dirk. Don't think we haven't thought of all this before.
2. Ask Ali about our fascination with country "singer" Dierks Bentley (how's that for a perfect porn star name?), who isn't very good at playing the guitar or, you know, singing, but is rather cute.
3. This totally reminds me of a story I read about a boat that sails in the waters off of Ireland, only instead of being a floating library, it's floating Planned Parenthood. Because abortions are illegal in Ireland, you can get one on a boat. Wow, man.
4. I think alliteration is a major part of porn star/stripper naming.

Secondly, his surname is Colenbrander. He BRANDS COLONS. Amazing.

5. That? That is filthy.

See you tomorrow.

[aliwilliams]

I don't understand why "Houston" is a top stripper name. Most of the names are very feminine. Houston? Weird. I'll never understand Texas.