Comments | cossar: Why you DON'T buy a hammer from a chick store

cossar

Why you DON'T buy a hammer from a chick store

May 10, 2004 18:49

Dialog between the Bed, Bath and Beyond sales lady and myself ( Read more... )

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Softest towels for your tush, eh? davebluedevil May 10 2004, 23:01:09 UTC

What were you getting in BBB that you needed help with?

Re: Softest towels for your tush, eh? cossar May 10 2004, 23:06:40 UTC

Jesus Christ, you commented on that quickly.

Like the suject says, I got a hammer. I know, there are a million MANLY places that I could get a hammer, but I can't actually think of a single one within walking distance of my apartment.

And hells yeah, I get nice towels for my tush. When you've got one like this, you've got to treat it right!

Re: Softest towels for your tush, eh? aliwilliams May 11 2004, 02:45:13 UTC

You stalking Cossar now, Dave? I'm feeling left out.

Speaking of stalking us northern folk, you ever coming by?

Re: Softest towels for your tush, eh? pulsar6602 May 11 2004, 16:15:16 UTC

remember when you guys went to the dominican republic for spring break and you all came back to dc with stomach problems? and then you proceeded to shit all over my toilet and use up all my charmin ultra-soft? i vow to you, that night will not be forgotten. when i come up there, you better stock up.

aliwilliams May 10 2004, 23:30:12 UTC

Especially frightening considering the cigarette guy. Shudder.

why I shouldn't buy a hammer from a man store anyway413 May 11 2004, 01:16:11 UTC

Buying a toolkit from home depot last year, I had the opposite conversation with the checkout clerk (incidentally also a woman).

HD: This is a lot of tools.
AW: I'm moving to St. Louis, and getting my own apartment, so I'll need to hang pictures and put furniture together and stuff.
HD: You could just get your boyfriend to fix things up for you.
AW: Actually, I don't have a boyfriend.
HD: Well, you're cute, I'm sure plenty of nice boys will be falling all over each other to hang your pictures for you.
AW: Um, thanks, but I think I'll still get the tool box.

Re: why I shouldn't buy a hammer from a man store cossar May 11 2004, 03:24:21 UTC

My God, Annie, I just realized that you're the love of my life. Let's get married, and then I'll hang your pictures up for you.

Re: why I shouldn't buy a hammer from a man store anyway413 May 11 2004, 16:25:49 UTC

How about you hang pictures, and THEN I'll marry you?
I switched my couch to the other side of the room, and now I'm worried anyone tall is going to hit their head on something.

Re: why I shouldn't buy a hammer from a man store wmetoile May 11 2004, 19:46:32 UTC

Well, from what I've seen, you don't know any tall people, so what are you worrying about?

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